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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #420 on: Feb 17, 2005, 01:46:38 PM »
dude, this  :bull crap: is getting out of hand.  How much :bull crap: could a bull :bull crap: if a bull could :bull crap: :bull crap: :headscratch:  I dunno how many times you coudl use :bull crap: on a page, but that is mostly what I speak.  I speak two languages fluently, english and :bull crap:  Spotter hates it when I talk :bull crap: around her, because I always dig myself out of the hole I put myself into.  Course, If I didnt :bull crap: so much in th first place, I woulnt have to :bull crap: to get myslef out.  Is that enogh :bull crap: for one day??

:bull crap:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #421 on: Feb 17, 2005, 01:54:46 PM »
na, need more  :bull crap: on this :bull crap: thred there is 2 much :bull crap:  and not enough real :bull crap: now my mom always said ya cant  :bull crap: a  :bull crap: er but she was wrong cuz I  :bull crap: ed her and gave here more :bull crap: and I think she tried to out  :bull crap: a  :bull crap: er but she found out that I knew more :bull crap: than she did so techinaly I did out  :bull crap: a :bull crap: er I've run out of :bull crap: right this min. but I know plenty of :bull crap: ....now THAT'S some  :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #422 on: Feb 17, 2005, 02:00:59 PM »
Now thats that :bull crap: I'm talkin about
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #423 on: Feb 17, 2005, 02:03:11 PM »
Now thats that :bull crap: I'm talkin about
 -Mike Lowry, Bad Boys 2
:funny: but it is :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #424 on: Feb 17, 2005, 02:08:50 PM »
absolutely, :bull crap: ing is an art.  A normal person cant just start :bull crap: ing and expect to ge tsomewhere.  :bull crap: ing is like a fine wine, it has to have body, and flavor.  Perhaps :bull crap: ing is more like a botle of JD, it has to go down smoothly, but burn at the same time.  :bull crap: ters are a dying breed, nd I am proud to be one of them.  :bull crap: is an important part of our society, and this nation as a whole, for if you took the :bull crap: out of the nation, you wold no longer have the courage, and testicular fortitude that made this nation great.  :bull crap: needs to be part of our everyday life, it cannot be taken for granted, because then the great art of :bull crap: will die, and thats no :bull crap:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #425 on: Feb 17, 2005, 02:57:52 PM »
absolutely, :bull crap: ing is an art.  A normal person cant just start :bull crap: ing and expect to ge tsomewhere.  :bull crap: ing is like a fine wine, it has to have body, and flavor.  Perhaps :bull crap: ing is more like a botle of JD, it has to go down smoothly, but burn at the same time.  :bull crap: ters are a dying breed, nd I am proud to be one of them.  :bull crap: is an important part of our society, and this nation as a whole, for if you took the :bull crap: out of the nation, you wold no longer have the courage, and testicular fortitude that made this nation great.  :bull crap: needs to be part of our everyday life, it cannot be taken for granted, because then the great art of :bull crap: will die, and thats no :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #426 on: Feb 17, 2005, 03:27:25 PM »
Hey now we are getting somewhere, thats a lot of :bull crap:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #427 on: Feb 17, 2005, 05:02:25 PM »
 :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #428 on: Feb 17, 2005, 05:05:37 PM »
and if it hasn't already been said  :bull crap:
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #429 on: Feb 17, 2005, 05:06:31 PM »
Allright people I KNOW there is more :bullshitt:erz in this croud post up!

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #430 on: Feb 17, 2005, 05:07:16 PM »
and if it hasn't already been said :bull crap:
Thats some :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #431 on: Feb 17, 2005, 05:12:13 PM »
OK... seen any good movies lately?
Life is like a bowl of beer flavored chocolate covered dog turds.. it makes no sense. :pokinit:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #432 on: Feb 17, 2005, 06:10:21 PM »
Boogey Man

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #433 on: Feb 17, 2005, 08:57:07 PM »
Boogey Man was total :bull crap:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #434 on: Feb 17, 2005, 09:27:23 PM »
AVP and Shaun of the Dead were both good, Dawn of the Dead is good in the begining and end, middle sucked, Knockaround Guys sucked.

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #435 on: Feb 17, 2005, 09:28:44 PM »
Dawn of the Dead was hilarious, not scary at all, especially when they were sniping off the zombies. :rofl:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #436 on: Feb 17, 2005, 09:32:06 PM »
especially when they were sniping off the zombies. :rofl:
Get Burt Reynolds! :rofl:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #437 on: Feb 17, 2005, 09:33:40 PM »
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Nah, too easy
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #438 on: Feb 17, 2005, 09:39:42 PM »
RIP Kyota.... you are the man

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #439 on: Feb 17, 2005, 10:24:17 PM »
Boogey Man was total :bull crap:
I liked it. It reminded me of the oldschool spooky movies

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #440 on: Feb 17, 2005, 10:45:28 PM »
dawn of the dead was funny as hell. only time i watch it was with blackdog.

my worst movie...i haven't a clue. me and my roomie watched 4-rooms(no idea how he got it...probably downloaded it)...i was wondering wtf is this throughout the whole movie. so i would have to say 4-rooms.

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #441 on: Feb 17, 2005, 11:01:39 PM »
I liked it. It reminded me of the oldschool spooky movies

I've actually never seen it, I just wanted to say that it's :bull crap: because this is the :bull crap: thread
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #442 on: Feb 17, 2005, 11:11:45 PM »
:bull crap:
:usa: Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees :usa:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #443 on: Feb 17, 2005, 11:13:50 PM »
i fly the flag of :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #444 on: Feb 18, 2005, 12:33:18 AM »
I've actually never seen it, I just wanted to say that it's :bull crap: because this is the :bull crap: thread
oh :smack: so YOU wer :bull crap: ing me well thats just :bull crap: :rofl:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #445 on: Feb 18, 2005, 11:20:46 AM »
fatboy quit :bull crap: ing and get to the point, we gotta keep the :bull crap: at appropriate levels around here




BRING ON THE :bull crap: !!!!!!!!
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #446 on: Feb 18, 2005, 11:57:22 AM »
 :popcorn: so there I was, face to face with the elusive siberian snow leopard, it had come out of nowhere and was now staring me straight in the eyes. I slowly, carefully, pulled the camera from my pocket and prepared to get a the national geographic photo of the year when I stepped right in  :pokinit: which turned out to be :bull crap: (what else) :bull crap:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #447 on: Feb 18, 2005, 04:53:26 PM »
:popcorn: so there I was, face to face with the elusive siberian snow leopard, it had come out of nowhere and was now staring me straight in the eyes. I slowly, carefully, pulled the camera from my pocket and prepared to get a the national geographic photo of the year when I stepped right in  :pokinit: which turned out to be :bull crap: (what else) :bull crap:
:funny: now that IS some real :bull crap:

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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #448 on: Feb 18, 2005, 05:38:25 PM »
That is some of the best  :bull crap: I have heard in a long time. :thumbs:
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Re: the official B.S. thread
« Reply #449 on: Feb 18, 2005, 05:45:38 PM »
I worked w/ a guy that said he would trade his car in for a new one when the ashtray gets full I think that was :bull crap:

 
 
 
 
 

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