Problem Solved!

[MiniSimp]

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to  solve today ?

[Rocksurfer]

Yeah I've got a hang-nail on my big toe.

[germ]

I like the way you think. Any suggestions for the gas prices?

[red]

start mass production of biodiesel from algae and thermodepolymerization, there goes a huge demand for petroleum oil. start drilling off the coast of florida (over 150 miles out, out of sight) and california and drill up in alaska.

[Stocker]

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to  solve today ?

Gonna check for your name on my Presidential ballot...  you got my vote!!   

[kneedownnate]

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to  solve today ?

Sounds like something somebody would say but robin williams would get credit for

[46&2]

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to  solve today ?

Can we also tie this in with my plans for a reality show based of the feeding of death row inmates, pedofiles and rapists to the aforementioned alligators?? We dont need any more prisons, we just need more inmates to be fed to gators

[abnormaltoy]

We dont need any more prisons, we just need more inmates to be fed to gators

If we, after building the moat, send all the illegals in our prisons back to their home country we would have plenty o'room in our prisons.

[Cheesemaker]

I agree with you all!  All the $ that I pay into state taxes and the only people that can get on our state health plan is pregnant hispanic women!  That's exactly what the papers say when my mother-in-law gets when she tries to apply for health care!  Your illegal, go home!!  We are the only country that does this!  Cross the border, get pregnant, free health care and since your child was born here, you can't be deported!  And free welfare, housing, and health care for life!  And not have to work, or to pay taxes! 

[BLACKDOG]

I like your problem solving skills mini!!

[toyotanner]

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people  in Florida. Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation.

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to  solve today ?