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Allright guys  :attention: ,here we go.Mastermind's back at it...You tired of looking for a good beefy stinger for the front of your toyota?.But the thickest tubing one you've found is 2"?Looking for something that'll destroy the rocks in front of you?You lookin' for a better approach angle,litteraly?....Look no further!!!!.Here @ Fontuky Fab we've developed the "rock demolisher".here's some spy pics.
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How's about another great steering product?...So your cousin just converted his 4x4 chevy truck to 2WD and  handed you his GM 10 bolt axles.3 weeks ago you purchased some 10" springs from your buddy who upgraded to 14" springs.So,to piss your buddy off and make your truck the same height as his you run the 4" blocks that you've been itching to install on something,but you wanna keep your steering geometry the same as it was when your dad bought the truck brand new in 1982...What do you do?  :dunno:  ....You call me up and place an order for the "Goliath",my all new steering box re-locater  :slap:  .
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Allright guys  :attention: ,here we go.Mastermind's back at it...You tired of looking for a good beefy stinger for the front of your toyota?.But the thickest tubing one you've found is 2"?Looking for something that'll destroy the rocks in front of you?You lookin' for a better approach angle,litteraly?....Look no further!!!!.Here @ Fontuky Fab we've developed the "rock demolisher".here's some spy pics.


Daaayyyuuummm, that thing is siack!!!!  If I had the money I would be all over it.   :gap:
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The ideas are endless and purely genious  :gap:. The anticipation of what's to come is unbearable  :shudder:. The steering box relocation kit is utterly unthinkable until now  :think:. Wow, I hope the competition knows what there in for. If they don't step up their game they'll be history. I love the marketing strategy of ''hit 'em all at once'', just brilliant. Not enough can be said about the quality either  :flamer:.  BRAVO!  :clap2:  :clap:  :clap2:  :clap:  :clap2:

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Is that manual steering?  :yikes: That is extreme!!!

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Is that manual steering?  :yikes: That is extreme!!!
With quality engineering like this, power steering is not needed since the sytems practically steer themselves.  :yesnod:

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How's about another great steering product?...So your cousin just converted his 4x4 chevy truck to 2WD and  handed you his GM 10 bolt axles.3 weeks ago you purchased some 10" springs from your buddy who upgraded to 14" springs.So,to piss your buddy off and make your truck the same height as his you run the 4" blocks that you've been itching to install on something,but you wanna keep your steering geometry the same as it was when your dad bought the truck brand new in 1982...What do you do?  :dunno:  ....You call me up and place an order for the "Goliath",my all new steering box re-locater  :slap:  .
Dude, you are too sly! You didn't even mention that awesome front shackle reversal design..quit being so modest. You won't get anywhere like that!

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Allright guys  :attention: ,here we go.Mastermind's back at it...You tired of looking for a good beefy stinger for the front of your toyota?.But the thickest tubing one you've found is 2"?Looking for something that'll destroy the rocks in  front of you?You lookin' for a better approach angle,litteraly?....Look no further!!!!.Here @ Fontuky Fab we've developed the "rock demolisher".here's some spy pics.
I'm looking for a spare tire cradle. Do you have one of these that will fit the back of my Runner? I wold like it in a 4" pipe, I don't think that 2" will hold up!
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 :rivers: Why were these products not available when I was building my truck.  With your prices I could have built two  :thumbs:

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With quality engineering like this, power steering is not needed since the sytems practically steer themselves.  :yesnod:
fordh8r thank you very much for answering that...You wouldn't be interested in a job,would ya?.I've got an imediate opening for a motivated young man like yourlself!!!...Oh and that's not all,you also get to run all these high quality products on your vehicle,for FREE!!!!
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 :eyebrow: What does it coast to get into this increadable once in a life time business deal?   :think: Are you looking for an East Coast Rep?

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i'm just speechless  :lipsrsealed:

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At first i was in denial about Infernal's product's, but once i got to know him and see the quality he speak's of.... i must say, this is no joke!!!! ( :reg:)

I am a proud owner of Infernals product's, especially his hy-steer.... there is nothing that can beat it (:rofl:).... trust me peeps... you want these thing's....

Infernal, i will stop ranting about your product's... just show the people more picture's of your fabulous equiptment!!!!!





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I be Terry Baker would rep them for you!

That is only if you give him one for free.  :king:

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you know ive been havin probs with my steering...bought one of those cheep x-over kits from one of those name brand stores.....its not just the name you have to have the quality too. Fontucky Fab like no other!

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At first i was in denial about Infernal's product's, but once i got to know him and see the quality he speak's of.... i must say, this is no joke!!!! ( :reg:)

I am a proud owner of Infernals product's, especially his hy-steer.... there is nothing that can beat it (:rofl:).... trust me peeps... you want these thing's....

Infernal, i will stop ranting about your product's... just show the people more picture's of your fabulous equiptment!!!!!





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Dude, the simulated rebar steering link is an awesome look! I love it, that should be a top seller for sure.  :yupyup:

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fordh8r thank you very much for answering that...You wouldn't be interested in a job,would ya?.I've got an imediate opening for a motivated young man like yourlself!!!...Oh and that's not all,you also get to run all these high quality products on your vehicle,for FREE!!!!
Infernal, I do appreciate the job offer very much as it is an opportunity of a lifetime  :bowdown:, but I must graciously and regretably decline since my geographical location won't lend itself to a practical commute  :driving:. I have considered, however, offering the use of my vehicle for prototype development and would gladly accept a final production installation on my vehicle as reward  :cheese:. As well it would save you the trouble of having to acquire such a vehicle for this part of the product development process  :thumbs:. Thanks, again.  :beerchug:

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No Problem,No Problem.I understand.My quality components have become SO popular in the extreme rock crawling scene that I had to hire a a hot lookin' girl to take calls while I'm out in the shop developing new ideas.Anyone wanna see a picture of this Hottie?  :wink2:
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:yupyup: Give it up!!!!

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You guys sure you can handle her?
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You guys sure you can handle her?

Try us Infernal.....  :gap:

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This is Mel,our new online sales/secretary gal...Guys,if you call to place an order,please do not flirt with her.I know she's a hottie but I'm sure she's tired of getting hit on so much.
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 :puke3: :puke4:
I mean what a doll :confused:

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 :phone:  :gap:  :reg:

Hey all, you have to be nice to her, she's the one who sold me my Infernal product's.... the only thing i found that was weird is... she's kinda hard to understand, and you gotta talk really slow to her... weird.....  :dunno:


( :haha: :rofl: :haha: :rofl: :haha: )

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Any chance you got dental insurance  :teeth:? I'm glad you don't I mean I wish you had cam phones for your order desk.   First, some :beer:  :beer:  :beer: and then more :beer:  :beer:  :beer:  a little more :beer:  :beer:  :beer: then comes the :drooling: which will lead to :boobs: then some :bumpinbutts:  until :reg: then :thud: ......wait, that's starting to sound like a different kinda business....HHMMM?
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Beauty is only a light switch away  :rofl:
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Does she like butt secks?  :rofl2:

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