funny email my aunt sent me

Started by AaronB, September 17, 2006, 09:07:39 PM

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AaronB

September 17, 2006, 09:07:39 PM Last Edit: September 17, 2006, 09:10:05 PM by 79Coyotefrg
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the :moon:  and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
:eyebrow: :shake_head: ::)
"Never make your passion your occupation. it will loose it's luster and become work. that's why i never wanted to become a gynecologist!"

Quote from: skipnrocks on November 08, 2011, 05:36:37 PM
I also taught him how to put in 5min of hard work and then spend 15min staring and admiring what you have done...

lilbuddy

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September 17, 2006, 09:17:07 PM
Haha that is awesome
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Lady Di

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September 18, 2006, 07:54:05 AM
OK where's TigerToy with his rant on the insensitivity of portraying a man as nothing but a alcohol swilling, skirt chasing neanderthal? :rofl:

That is a good one Aaron!
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September 18, 2006, 09:23:49 PM
Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on September 18, 2006, 07:54:05 AM
OK where's TigerToy with his rant on the insensitivity of portraying a man as nothing but a alcohol swilling, skirt chasing neanderthal? :rofl:

That is a good one Aaron!

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AaronB

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September 18, 2006, 10:55:02 PM
 :best:
"Never make your passion your occupation. it will loose it's luster and become work. that's why i never wanted to become a gynecologist!"

Quote from: skipnrocks on November 08, 2011, 05:36:37 PM
I also taught him how to put in 5min of hard work and then spend 15min staring and admiring what you have done...

BigMike

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September 18, 2006, 11:26:24 PM
hahahaha Nice, Now that I know the difference I can elaborate the next time I come home
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