Topic: F iiinn Spammers

[88runner]

ok here are the conversation

him:
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so,i will be happy if you will include in your next mail your contacts information such as your phone number and your home address in which the security company will use in delivering the trunk box to you.once you are able to give the information to me,i will also give the contacts information of the security company to you so that, you can contact them and declare your relationship with me to them.i will also inform them today,you will be mailing them and to ask them to release the trunk box to you.

thank you so very much and remain blessed.

yours faithfully,

Livinus.
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me:

Hello,
well I'm not really sure I want to give you these infos as of now,
after all I dont really know you, I'm woried about this. I've heard
the other day from a good friend of mine that some people try to fraud
others with those kind of storys.

I'm no saying your one of them, you seem very educated and I really
doubt that you're one ot these people. All I would need is something
that prove you are who you say you are.
I'll be happy to help you after you give me some of your infos.

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him:

well,i do not understand what you mean people defrauding other people cause,what i told you is real and that is why i want you to give to me your contacts information inwhich i will also give to you the contacts information of the security company for you to contact them and discuss modalities with them based on what i told you.

some times,friends do not want their fellow friends to achieve good thing,that is what made your friend discouraged you from having the good things that,is coming your way.

since you have told me that,you want to help me,why don`t you give to me your contacts and i will aswell give to you the contacts of the security company and you begin the retrival immediately?

i will offer you about 15% of the total money if you help me out.

i will be glad to hear from you soonest

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my response:

ok, thats good for me

you can contact me at this number 1-514-939-8300 it's in Canada ask for Iman Frawder
or at this adress :

Iman Frawder   <----  
4225 Dorchester
Westmount, Québec, Canada
H3Z 1V5





wich in fact is the adress and telephone of the Canada's national police force in Montreal.

[WHITE_TRASH]

LOL  Nice job...  Ill get right on the subscription notices...  Ill keep this updated aswell.. 

[RokCrawlinToy [OP]]

 
my response:

ok, thats good for me

you can contact me at this number 1-514-939-8300 it's in Canada ask for Iman Frawder
or at this adress :

Iman Frawder   <----  
4225 Dorchester
Westmount, Québec, Canada
H3Z 1V5





wich in fact is the adress and telephone of the Canada's national police force in Montreal.

    This is some funny !!     Good thinking 

[WHITE_TRASH]

He's got a whole boat load of gay porn and beasiality coming his way too.

[crawlerdan]

  gay porn, thats great

[WHITE_TRASH]

Hope he likes it cause some NASTY vids are headed his way shortly.   Ever hear of tubgirl or goatse? 

[RokCrawlinToy [OP]]

         

[*FFC*]

He's got a whole boat load of gay porn and beasiality coming his way too.

wich in fact is the adress and telephone of the Canada's national police force in Montreal.

this is hularious

[88runner]

The fun continue

him:

I want you to do me a favour and contact the high security company as my late father's business partner so, that, they will release the consignment to you.

The money is in a medium size trunk box and the security company does not know the contents of the medium size trunk box as my late father deposited the consignment as geographic equipements and personal effects.

These are all the contacts information of the security company where my late father deposited the consignment in my name..

Credit Financier Institutes.
Head Office..Avenue Cheihk Anta Diop
Direct Tell..00221/ 518-55-18
Direct Fax..00221/ 892-56-37
Email-   cred-fina-inst@tsamail.co.za  <-------- please don't infest this email with gay porn I don't know who it is
Operational Director---- Dr John Owusu

I want you to contact the security company on my behalf.

Send them an e mail and also call the operational director of the security company and discuss the release of the consignment to you.

i will let them deliver it to you through your contacts you gave to me today.as soon as they are able to release it to you,you will make an arrangements on how i will come to your country so that we can invest the money into good and strategic business.

I have made up my mind to offer you 20% share for your help and a partnership in my investments.

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my answer to him:

I can't reach this phone number, I have a problem, it may sound really stupid but I'm not kidding you, the #2 on my telephone don't work so I
can compose the telephone number you gave me.

I could try to find another phone but this was the last telephone I had that worked correctly, I'll try to go to the store on monday and
buy a new one but this store is more like a garbage yard then a real store so it may take a while to retreive a phone that have all the
number working,

You see, I'm 150km from any civilisation and this "store" is the closest one to me and because of my missing leg, I lost it in an
attack by a raging opposum you should have seen this beast, it was bigger then a big house cat. So I can't really go far and I don't have
a car so any where I go is either by hitch hiking or when my kid come to visit me and these days he's really sick, I think he caught
somthing bad.

So, I can receive calls but I won't be able to call back, sorry about that, the best way to join me is by email.

what do you want me to say to that guy (cred-fina-inst@tsamail.co.za), that I'm you father associate, that they have a trunk in their
possetion that is mine and what??

I Hope to help you as much as I can!!
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How much stupid things can a guy say in 1 email   

[crawlerdan]

holy crap man, you are too much, nothing to do eh? i hope something cool happens!

[Lady Di]

He's got a whole boat load of gay porn and beasiality coming his way too.

Awesome!  you are my hero WT!! 

[Matty]

i always delete those, but now i actually want some of them to talk to and mess with.....and nice job so far 

[gonzo]

I would say this is a good reason NOT to have your E mail information visible on your profile.

[Matty]

eh, i dont read spammer stuff anyways.  and what if one of you guys wanted to get a hold of me i mean then what??

but i appreciate you lookin out for me

[gonzo]

eh, i dont read spammer stuff anyways. and what if one of you guys wanted to get a hold of me i mean then what??

but i appreciate you lookin out for me

Just my 2 pennies worth 85xtracab .....I hate to see someone get taken advantage of....especially if they are trying to help someone they think is in trouble. 

[Lady Di]

eh, i dont read spammer stuff anyways. and what if one of you guys wanted to get a hold of me i mean then what??

but i appreciate you lookin out for me

we could always PM you.

[*FFC*]

The mofo got to me!! I just found an email from him in my email! I didn't even open it 

[Cheesemaker]

I always use a junk e-mail for everything, that way you can avoid all this BS.  I've been telling my wife to do this, and she didn't.  She is subscribed to a pregnancy site that got attacked and now we get bombarded with a minimum of 500 spam crap a day.      But luckily, our server holds all incoming e-mails that isn't on our address list.  Then they send a e-mail with a list of all the crap and we can scan through to see if anything is important.  And we can delete it all with one click. 
It's amazing how there are people out there that want to scam you or just create virus's and other things just to ruin the internet. 

This post reminds me of the guy that was trying to buy a Apple G4 laptop, and the seller figured out it was a scam and in turn sent him a cardboard cutout of a laptop, with all the features drawn out on it! 8)
Keep feeding us his/your replies.  Especially, him pleading to not send him gay porn/beastiality.

This stuff is sweet to read about!! 

[Hyena]

Sould have found out were he lived.  Still have his IP?

[88runner]

here's his answer to my email

how are you today?
i felt very sorry when i read your message this morning.well,everything will be fine once you get this trunk box delivered to you in your country.
 
well,you are to send them an email and tell the operational director that,you are my late father's business associate and you want to help his son who is currently staying in dakar to retrieve the trunk box from their security company.
 
once,you declare your relationship with me to them,they will accept you and deliver the trunk box to you immediately.
 
thank you for your efforts and remain blessed.

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so I write to the other email(found out it's another free email service, WT feel free to do whatever you want, think he will find it bizar receiving gay porn on that email too, just after he gave it to me )

Dear Dr John Owusu

My name is Iman Frawder, I'm the business associate of the father of Livinus Okafor, it sound funny but he always refered to himself as "The father of Livinus Okafor". He was a great guy, you probably already know that he died some time ago, what a sad story. Let me tell it to you, It was a day llike many other days, The father of livinus Okafor was in is backyard screwing one of his goat, the goat didn't like it that much, his "bamboo" was to big for the goat ass so when he finished, the goat turned around and ripped his "bamboo" off. He almost died of loosing all his blood but the sad thing is that a lion was walking by and decided to eat him.

Well at least Livinus his able to tell every body that his father died in a lion attack.

So like I said, I'm the business associate of the father of Livinus Okafor, he had a truck stored by your company and I would want to help Livinus who is currently staying in dakar to retrieve the trunk box from your company. You can contact him, I gave him all my info.

have a good day

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think he will find out I'm fawkin with him  

[88runner]

then I proceded to reply to him:

hi,

I'm good, I still got pain in my other leg, but I'll be ok once I receive the money. I'll be able to get a new phone and it will make me able to call a taxi to get where I want to go.

I sent the email to the security company, I took the time to tell them a story of how yourfather died, I feel it will look more realistic that way so everything should go without a problem.

goodbye




think this will go on longer, damn am good  :bull crap:

[88runner]

already got the reply from this John Owusu
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Attention Iman,

We are obliged to hear that, you have interest to help our client Mr Livinus Okafor whose late father
deposited a medium size trunk box in our security company here in Dakar Senegal.

As you can see,he has inherited some artifacts and personal effects that are deposited in our security company
by his late father.

His late father left an instuction to us that, he is the only one who is eligible to retrieve the trunk box.And also
instructed us to only allow a foriegn business mogul to handle such business incase of any emergency.

When he came demanding for the release of the trunk box,we adviced her to look for a foriegn business person that,has
strong accets to help him since, he is too young to do such business.

After our board meeting today,we the staff of credit financier institutes concluded and accepted you to retrieve
the trunk box on behalf of our client Mr Livinus Okafor.

Since you have indicated interest, You  need the services of an international lawyer here in Dakar to stand
for you and mr Livinus.

And the attorney should also issue to you the power of attorney in which you will be giving the full right to
retrieve the trunk box from our company.Whereby you may not have the chance to come down here,you are still required to
employ an international lawyer here in Dakarwho will stand and represent both of you in this business.

The authenticity of this business is 100% and you are expected to do everything possible, for it, to be
delievered to you in your country as quickly as possible.

Regards,

Dr John Owusu,                              Dr Mark Ndiaye,
Director Operation.                         Accountant
General.
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  the guy didn't even read my reply
 

[88runner]

here's my reply to this guy


Ok, you know any good lawyer that I could hire for this??
I'm short on budget, so I can really hire one that's too spendy, I got no job for the moment, this is due to the lost of my right harm, I know you want to know the story, well I got attacked by a bear this morning, I just irived from the hospital. I was bleeding to death and they didn't have any blood  in reserve, I had to kill a cow passing by and take the blood from it. So now I'm sitting in the house and I'm a mess, I have a hard time typing this with only 2 finger left on my other hand it's kind of hard you know.

Iman


hope he read it this time.

[Rocksurfer]

  This is too, good.


Hmmm, I haven't checked my email in a while I wonder if he sent me one of those......

[Rocksurfer]

Nope, just my usual trash from ebay

[*FFC*]

don't worry rocksurfer, yer turn for spam will come

[Rocksurfer]

don't worry rocksurfer, yer turn for spam will come

Yeah, someday I may get some in my public address but my private address is only given to a limited # of people with instructions not to bulk mail anything to that address. They'll be hard-pressed to get me there.

[88runner]

so I took some time off of this adventure and yesterday he wrote me this:

dear sir
i have not heard from you again.
livinus

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to wich I reply:

hello,

sorry about the delay, I've been at the hospital for several days. When that opposum attacked me, he got my other leg and it wasn't going to heal so they cut it of but he also got a piece of the other leg, the doctor tought it would be all right after he gave me some medication. Since la week my leg started hurting like hell so when my son came to visit me I told him to get me to the hospital. Then came the bad news, the old wound had infected and it was rotting from the inside out, they had to remove a piece of bone and replace it with some kind of steel.

I am really tired because of the medication  and I don't feal real good at this moment. I'm afraid I can't put the energy to help you as much as before so I would be glad if you could take care of this, tell the lawyer I told you that you where in charge and if he don't beleive you, give him my email so he can talk to me.

well that to me forever to type, I'm going back to sleep now
Goodbye.

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how long will he try to steal a old handicapped guy, this guy don't have a heart  

next thing I'm thinking of replying would involve suicidal tendency, sick of life BS, how I need this money right now to pay the medical bills(we'll see if he know how it work in Canada).

[88runner]

Guess what this morning I've got this in my email.

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Credit Financier Institutes,
Dakar,Senegal.

Dear Sir,
well,we have tried in so many ways to contact you via e-mail to know why
you have have not contacted us, since you indicated your interest to help
our client in retrieving her trunk box which has been deposited here for
so long in our office by her late father.the young girl told us in
confidence that,you are the one she has trusted and chosen  to help her in
this business.we have waited for you to come to senegal yourself or
continue the prossess needed in this business.she relies in you and have
every confidence you must be the one to help her.we want to know your mind
and we believe you know her and this has made us to contact you again and
we want to reopen the business files on your name(s) so that,we can
deliver the trunk box to you at once in due course.thanks and remain
blessed.

Director Operation,
Dr John Owusu.

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I'll think of a reply, I have to reread my story as I don't really remember it 

[red]

this is great.