F iiinn Spammers

[Lady Di]

Wow 88 you really have some bad luck with wildlife

[toyotatuner]

weird at first the "lawyers" were calling the other dude "him" now in the latest note, its a "her" hmmmm... sounds like hes spamming so much he caint even remember who is who, and how he scammed who, what a dumbarse....

[88runner]

ok here's my reply,

Hello John,

Sorry for the delay, I thought you would contact me not that I had to contact you!
In the mean time doctors had to cut the rest of my remaining leg, it got so infected
it was turning black, I must now take take dumps in a bag, you can't even imagine
how it sucks. You understand that it would be really hard to me to come visit you,
it's not like I could just walk to the airport you know. I understand the urge for your
client to retrieve the money as soon as possible, after all sex changes are not cheap
around here so I can't even think of the price it would cost in your country, Maybe it's
less if you are lucky. Now to get back on subject, I gave my address to your client a
long time ago, you should ask him/her (kind of tough here, what how does he/she
wants to get called, it's hard to know with the sex change) and I don't feel like giving
it to you as I don't really have trust in you. If he/she give it to you I guess it would mean
I can trust you but for now you could be a scammer for all I know.

Have a good day,
Iman

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Wow 88 you really have some bad luck with wildlife

Bet he won't be coming to Canada, with all those dangerous opossums ya know

[Lady Di]

  the killer opposum really cracked me up!!!

[kneedownnate]

Oh man, this makes me wanna dig up some old emails between myself and an ebay scammer a few years back.  That could quite possibly have been the most fun I've had typing, I kept having to stop typing cause I was laughing so hard I couldn't see the moniter

[red]

heres what i got today:
ATTN; Director
Good Day, I am MR. Richard A. Grafmyre, Senior Credit Officer of
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF SOUTH AFRICA . Here is a 100% concealed and
mutually profitable business proposal for you. After the United States
and Iraqi war, our client Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah who was the deputy
governor of Baghdad in Iraq and also business man made a numbered fixed
deposit for 12 calendar months, with a value of Twenty Five million
U.S DOLLARS  only in my branch. Upon
maturity several notices were
sent to him, even in the first quarter of this year .Again another
notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later
found out that the Deputy Governor has been assassinated in Baghdad.

The websites below is a proof  and verification of the news about his
death:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-
/1/hi/world/middle_east/3970619.stm
  http://www.uslaboragainstwar.
org/article.php?id=6979

After further investigation it was also
discovered that Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah did not declare any next of kin
in his official papers including the paper  work of his bank deposit.
And he also confided in me the  last time he  was at my office that no
one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Twenty Five million
British pounds is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come
forward to claim it. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is
that I will like you as a neutral person to stand in as the next of kin
to Hatem Kamil Abdul Fatah so that you will be able to receive his
funds with my aid as the insider. THE PREREQUISITE OF
THIS PROJECT:I
want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we come
out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the
necessary documents that will back you up as the next of kin to Hatem
Kamil Abdul Fatah, all that is required from you NOW is  for you to
provide me with your Full Names and Address so that the attorney can
prepare the documents with your name. After you have been made the next
of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and
secure the necessary approvals and letter of probate in your favor for
the move of the funds to an account that will be provided by
you.

There are no risks involved in the matter as we are going adopt a
legalized method and the attorney will prepare all necessary documents.
Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank
account we shall share in the ratio of 60% for me, 30% for you and 10%
for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation. Should
you be interested, please send me your full particulars including your
private phone and/or fax numbers for easy communication, and I will
provide you with more details of this operation as well as my
particulars.

I AWAIT A MAIL IN RESPONSE TO THIS MAIL THROUGH MY
EMAIL       [email protected]
Kind Regards,
MR. Richard A. Grafmyre

[kneedownnate]

Oh yea, EVERYBODY knows you can trust any scammers from south africa.  It's not like it's the hot spot for them or anything...