Topic: Don't you just hate it when...

[CTENG in KS]

(as told by a friend tonight...)
You are sitting at the bar and a couple good looking girls walk in.
Bout 20-30 minutes later you start thinking, hey, they look like they are here alone.  I could go talk to them.  So you start screwing up your courage (which for most of us means slaming that beer you are drinking) and getting ready to go over there.  Just as you get ready to go, two remarkably hansome guys come in and sit next to them...and you think WTF, is every one of them taken???



Just thought I would share.

[Rocksurfer]

Been married for almost 30 years, don't know what you are speaking of.

[germ]

Reminds me of a joke....

Guy walks into a bar. There are two gorgeous women at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender to send them a drink. After a few minutes, one of them gets up, and walks over to the guy.
"Thanks for the drink" she says
"Your welcome" he replies.
"Do you want to smell my girlfriends pu**y?" she asks coyly
"Uhhh...sure" he stammers
"Whhhooossss" as she blows in his face.

Erik

[CTENG in KS [OP]]

 

It was the remarkably handsome line that had me rolling!

[Rocksurfer]

 

Wasn't expecting that punchline!!!

[mudguts]

(as told by a friend tonight...)
You are sitting at the bar and a couple good looking girls walk in.
Bout 20-30 minutes later you start thinking, hey, they look like they are here alone.  I could go talk to them.  So you start screwing up your courage (which for most of us means slaming that beer you are drinking) and getting ready to go over there.  Just as you get ready to go, two remarkably hansome guys come in and sit next to them...and you think WTF, is every one of them taken???



Just thought I would share.

That's called a thingy block 

[CTENG in KS [OP]]

Yeah, all too common.

[BUBBA]

It could be worse.You could have this really hot chick flirting with you and you can't do jack about it cause your married.

[Lady Di]

 

It could be worse.You could have this really hot chick flirting with you and you can't do jack about it cause your married.

the remarkably hot chick is flirting with you BECAUSE you are married, you're safe grounds, and/or she likes the challenge of steaing you away from another woman (wimmins are evil). If you were single she wouldn't have given you the time of day.

[79coyotefrg]

sad but soooo true


me > < dang evil B!tche$

[BUBBA]

 
 the remarkably hot chick is flirting with you BECAUSE you are married, you're safe grounds, and/or she likes the challenge of steaing you away from another woman (wimmins are evil). If you were single she wouldn't have given you the time of day.

And all this time I thought it was because I was cute  ,Thanks Mrs Willy you made my day  







































  

[Duffil]

(as told by a friend tonight...)
You are sitting at the bar and a couple good looking girls walk in.
Bout 20-30 minutes later you start thinking, hey, they look like they are here alone. I could go talk to them. So you start screwing up your courage (which for most of us means slaming that beer you are drinking) and getting ready to go over there. Just as you get ready to go, two remarkably hansome guys come in and sit next to them...and you think WTF, is every one of them taken???



Just thought I would share.

apparently, you need a better wingman!

[oddball]

Reminds me of a joke....

Guy walks into a bar. There are two gorgeous women at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender to send them a drink. After a few minutes, one of them gets up, and walks over to the guy.
"Thanks for the drink" she says
"Your welcome" he replies.
"Do you want to smell my girlfriends pu**y?" she asks coyly
"Uhhh...sure" he stammers
"Whhhooossss" as she blows in his face.

Erik

Thats great