Author Topic: Bumper Stickers (Read 5857 times)

BUBBA · « **on:** May 12, 2005, 10:00:35 PM »

Saw a funny bumper sticker today
BUllSHiat

*FFC* · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2005, 10:26:07 PM »

Haha that's a good one. Here's one for ya:

"If you're not completely confused by now, I haven't done a good enough job"

Kinda wierd but I just saw it yesterday

"Get off my ass, I know it's cute but, DAMN!!"

blackdiamond · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2005, 07:22:09 AM »

One of my coworkers (single guy) purchased a 1 ton 18 passenger van and has turned it into a poor mans motorhome. Another one of my coworkers wanted to get a custom bumpersticker that said, "Don't Laugh, Your Daughter Could Be In Here."

83yota · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2005, 09:36:57 AM »

"unless your nude dont touch my truck" it is on the back of my rig

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2005, 09:49:52 AM »

are you gay? I'm not, so GET OF MY ASS

USMC- If it absolutely has to be destroyed overnight

If you can read this you are too close, and will be experienceing a sudden stop in 3...2...

I have two on my tailgate
If you're gonna burn our flag, wrap yourself in it first
Mission Accomplished Bush Cheney 11-2-04

Yes, I am a Bush Supporter!

gonzo · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:14:13 AM »

"The view for the second dog in line never changes"

"Lead, Follow or get out of the way"

"This is a job for the big dawgs, so stay on the porch"

oddball · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2005, 06:30:27 PM »

How am I driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-:pokinit:

Honk if parts fall off

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

UNBREAKABLE · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2005, 08:13:08 PM »

Quote from: rocktoy35 on May 12, 2005, 10:00:35 PM

Saw a funny bumper sticker today
BUllSHiat

I saw that a while back in "the nation" laughed my ass off!

*FFC* · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:49:36 PM »

My BF's alltime favorite:

"Brake Check Bi*ch"

Hyena · « **Reply #9 on:** May 14, 2005, 10:29:07 AM »

"I bet you would drive better with that cell phone stuck up your a$$!"

"I'm just driving this way to piss you off!"

BUBBA · « **Reply #10 on:** May 14, 2005, 11:24:00 AM »

one of my all time fav's
"Horn broken,watch for finger"

lilbuddy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 14, 2005, 11:57:56 AM »

Quote from: rocktoy35 on May 14, 2005, 11:24:00 AM

one of my all time fav's
"Horn broken,watch for finger"

That one is one of the all times for me, especially since my horn is broken

Also, "Missing your cat? Look under my tires" Is a pretty good one

BUBBA · « **Reply #12 on:** May 14, 2005, 12:02:45 PM »

Seen a nice toyota once that had this custom sticker across the back window
"FIZNURAZUDNO"

alyssa2004 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 14, 2005, 12:21:40 PM »

lol, that last one made me stop and think for a little bit...

Hyena · « **Reply #14 on:** May 14, 2005, 02:14:29 PM »

I still don't get it.

MiniSimp · « **Reply #15 on:** May 14, 2005, 02:22:10 PM »

On a tour bus "Bus Drivers Know When To Pull Out"

alyssa2004 · « **Reply #16 on:** May 14, 2005, 03:52:40 PM »

Quote from: Hyena on May 14, 2005, 02:14:29 PM

I still don't get it.

FIZINURAZUDNO = "if I was in your a$$ you'd know"

ghetto shorthand kinda deal...

KWP · « **Reply #17 on:** May 14, 2005, 08:47:05 PM »

my dad has one on his truck that says Some people call it a six pack I call it a support group

$Beer Chug\'n$

psychotoy · « **Reply #18 on:** May 15, 2005, 09:30:46 AM »

My favorites are:

"if youre gonna ride my ass, you better pull my hair"(chicks car)

"my other car is a piece of sh*t too"

"racecar spelled backwards is still racecar"

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #19 on:** May 16, 2005, 11:37:54 AM »

Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing

Im not tailgating, I'm drafting

Its only speeding if you get caught.

my kid can beat up your honor student.

gonzo · « **Reply #20 on:** May 16, 2005, 12:09:52 PM »

I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse

bmxanddie · « **Reply #21 on:** May 16, 2005, 04:05:34 PM »

" your honor student swallows " NOTHING can top that one

UNBREAKABLE · « **Reply #22 on:** May 16, 2005, 09:53:56 PM »

keep honking....I'm reloading

BUBBA · « **Reply #23 on:** May 16, 2005, 10:03:34 PM »

DO NOT WASH THIS VEHICLE..... It is undergoing a scientific dirt test.

*FFC* · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2005, 08:33:05 AM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on May 16, 2005, 11:37:54 AM

my kid can beat up your honor student.

I hate those ones....

gonzo · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2005, 09:04:17 AM »

"My cow is dead......I don't need your Bull"

84runner · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2005, 06:35:44 PM »

I watch a lot of porn whats your excuse

My other ride is your daughter

Built not Bought

If you don't like the way I drive stay off the side walk

Insured by smith $ wesson

blackdiamond · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2005, 06:47:50 PM »

Local 4x4 Shop offers these stickers for all brands, I think he even has a slightly different one for Jeeps. Please keep in mind that I like Jeeps and was planning to own one prior to getting my Toy.

I also saw one on a Chevy monster truck that said, "Have you driven over a Ford lately?"

dirtbag · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2005, 07:07:21 PM »

I keep missing my ex, but my aim's improving

3M TA3

I smell bacon, I smell pork, run, little piggy, I have a fork.

I caught you a delicious bass

Honk if you're horny

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

Only cool chicks can do me

Remember my name, you'll be screaming it later

I am multi-talented. I can talk and annoy you at the same time.

sloyota · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2005, 07:07:47 PM »

Quote from: blackdiamond on May 17, 2005, 06:47:50 PM

Local 4x4 Shop offers these stickers for all brands, I think he even has a slightly different one for Jeeps. Please keep in mind that I like Jeeps and was planning to own one prior to getting my Toy.

I also saw one on a Chevy monster truck that said, "Have you driven over a Ford lately?"

that's the best sticker i have ever seen!!were can i get one,the toyota one!!!

BUBBA [OP]

BUBBA [OP]

alyssa2004

alyssa2004

BUBBA [OP]

Related Topics