Topic: You might be a wheeler...

[BLACKDOG]

Ya'll have probably read it... but here it is again!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A WHEELER...


1. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside of your rig
2. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
3. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
4. You roll it over and don't get upset
5. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
6. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
8. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
9. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
10. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"
11. When you've been forced to add t-case, yj, xj, 22r, 22re, w56, etc. to your spell-checker
12. When you can see OVER a Suburban
13. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
14. When it rains and you don't care that your top and/or doors are off
15. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless or doorless
16. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
17. If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house
18. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
19. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
20. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
21. You spend more time under your rig than under your significant other
22. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the doors and/or top

23. Even worse the car wash won't let you in
24. You fix almost everything yourself
25. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
26. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
27. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it
28. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
29. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
30. You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the offroad store
31. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
32. You have a high-water mark INSIDE your rig

33. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
34. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.
35. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
36. You nickname your rig after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
37. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the rig

38. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.
39. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.
40. Your wallet is always empty. .................................................................................
41. When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your rig

42. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new rig

[Cheesemaker]

 

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EDIT: ya when i was reading thru it i was like  uh-huh, yep  , check  yes  , uh-huh, yep, check, etc

[Tice]

How about when you tell your wife you want to name your first born son Wheeler she says OK?

[BLACKDOG [OP]]

How about when you tell your wife you want to name your first born son Wheeler she says OK?

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That is awesome!

EDIT: ya when i was reading thru it i was like  uh-huh, yep  , check  yes  , uh-huh, yep, check, etc

  no kidding

[Duffil]

wow, that's great!!

Hmm, how about when you have spare birfs on your desk and a 22R carb in your closet??

[BLACKDOG [OP]]

wow, that's great!!

Hmm, how about when you have spare birfs on your desk and a 22R carb in your closet??

SA on your back patio (in an apartment) duals on the table, toolbox and towrope on the floorby the couch

[kneedownnate]

I have truck parts in places I probably shouldn't, but that's coming from a guy who used to keep his dirtbike in the kitchen

[Cheesemaker]

I rebuilt a carb on my dining room table.  Dad wasn't too happy!

[Wermz84]

Or maybee because this is your bedroom floor..   

[RK]

I have more truck parts in my new house than furniture or clothes. And thats not countin the garage.

[toyo487]

When you spend all your money making your truck slower instead of faster

[Wermz84]

When you spend all your money making your truck slower instead of faster

  So true.

[crawlerdan]

should i seek help if all of these apply to myself?

what about::

if you buy a station wagon for a family car....and you lift it 3.5 inches??

i did

[wa4x4]

What lift kit did you use?
Also before you did that did you try the free mod on the stock suspension for more droop?

[crawlerdan]

i put forester coils on my gl

for sale by the way

[BLACKDOG [OP]]

What lift kit did you use?
Also before you did that did you try the free mod on the stock suspension for more droop?

 

There is this great online support group, its ful of other addicts like yourself    If I recall, I think its called marlincrawler?  something like that?