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We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« on: May 03, 2005, 10:44:55 AM »

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 Marshall Junior High in Clovis, New Mexico (search), was locked down after someone saw a boy carrying what police thought could be a weapon. Armed officers were placed on nearby rooftops, local streets were closed off, and dozens of anxious parents fled to the school to pull their children out of harm's way. But it turned out the threatening item was a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos, all wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-Shirt. The oversized burrito was for an assignment on product promotion.

— FOX News' Michael Levine contributed to this report
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2005, 11:34:12 AM »
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I'm hungry too, dang it!  :chew:
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2005, 11:39:56 AM »
:eyebrow: Kid loves his Burrito...  :hammerhead:  :_order:  :hammerhead:  :moon:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :chew:  :wall: :funny: :_oops2: :puke4: :spank: :bash: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit: :bandit:
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2005, 01:12:06 PM »
A burrito that big could hurt some one.   :stomp: :bricks: :bolt: :toiletwait: :toilet: :_oops2:
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2005, 03:01:03 PM »
It isnt the burrito I am worried...its the rest room trip a couple of hours later....Jalapenos= :flamer:  butt
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2005, 08:17:31 AM »
 :flamer:  :moon:  :wiggle:
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2005, 09:01:30 AM »
Every body run, he's making a KILLER TURD
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2005, 10:47:21 AM »
Quote from: toecutter on May 04, 2005, 09:01:30 AM
Every body run, he's making a KILLER TURD


:psss: they're worried about the poison gas cloud eminating from the bano
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2005, 12:17:04 PM »
Quote from: BLACKDOG on May 04, 2005, 10:47:21 AM

:psss: they're worried about the poison gas cloud emanating from the bano
It not poisonous, it's explosive! anyone smoking in there at the time could cause a major blow out of the school!

hey billy, pass the duby and the lighter! .....flik..KABOOOOOOOOOOM!
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 12:56:06 PM »
Damn that hurt...think my pubes got singed! 
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Re: We need to be more careful about the weapons kids bring to school...
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 01:02:50 PM »
Quote from: CTENG on May 04, 2005, 12:56:06 PM
Damn that hurt...think my pubes got singed! 

 :fart: you think  that hurt you?  think of my poor brain cells you just killed!!! :tantrum:
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"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free. "

"I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves."
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Don't take life too seriously, it isn't permanent
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