Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can
no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names
of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name of MountAndDo.
