Buck versus lawn ornament

[Stocker]

http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/outdoors/2010/nov/29/buck-loses-head-butt-battle-lawn-ornament/


WILDLIFE — Wisconsin whitetails apparently are willing to challenge any bull elk that come wandering into their turf during the rut.

In an early November battle, a whitetail buck fought to the death with a 640-pound concrete elk lawn ornament. Both critters suffered serious damage.

The La Crosse Tribune reported that Mark Brye looked out the window of his home in Viroqua , Wis., and saw the lawn ornament his kids had given him knocked over. Its concrete antlers were broken.

About 20 yards away, he found the carcass of a seven-point whitetail buck with a shattered skull.

The buck's meat wasn't wasted.  Under Wisconsin law, the Vernon County conservation officer was able to give Brye a special salvage deer tag.  The warden made a note on the tag: "lawn ornament fight & lost."

[abnormaltoy]

I've gotten my horns on plenty of times, even got in trouble on occasion...but, I've never been so horny that I beat my head on the wall.

(I know  ...there is an obvious straight line for someone right there)