Best of Craigslist

Started by Squeebs, September 22, 2011, 05:58:47 PM

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Squeebs

Basically, go to the best of craigslist page on craigslist, and post something you found unusually funny. I'll start.

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This coffee table is perfect for someone with a cocaine habit or shooting a porno movie.
As you can see from the photo, the majestic beauty of this coffee table rivals earthly treasures such as: the color of the sky at sunset, the laughter of a small child, and infidelity.

Qualities of the table:
-Carpeted
-Mirrored
-The muthertrucker spins
-Doesn't have any weird splotches under black lights

Due to the assumed large demand for this table, all inquirers will be subjected to a quiz to determine their level of badass-ity.

The price of the table is firm: $7.83, four cans of Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli, and a framed photo of Betty White.



•Location: Minneapolis
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/2505248081.html


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HULK

I can't give up my framed pic of Betty White, and I only have 3 cans of the Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli.  I need to save up for it.  What a bummer.  Good movies to be made with that table......Really good movies. :yesnod:

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Other threads on this subject already  ;)
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