ok, my questions are:
1 ) if I were to try a triple-lutz @ 6'5" 250 lbs. , would I hurt myself?
2 ) How many fingers am I holding up?
3 ) my truck has water in the oil. What should I have done back in August to remedy the problem, instead of waiting until now to have the desire to fix it?
4 ) Since I waited so long to try to fix it, what most likely has happened to my engine?
5 ) If a chicken and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle a doghouse?
6 ) If you had an uncle named Jack, and he somehow ended up being stuck on a ladder, would you help your uncle Jack off?
7 ) If you were a member of the opposite sex for a week, what would you do for that week?
8 ) do you currently have bloating/stomach cramps/indigestion/gastral fluids rumbling in your bowels?
9 ) Why am I so sexy?
10 ) what am I wearing, and how could that outfit look any better?
The questions that have actual answers ( NOT the ones you are stating personal opinions on ) will have the answers posted tomorrow whenever I get back on the computer.
For now, good night peeps,
DB AKA Mr. Sanchez AKA Mr. Snuff-a-luff-a-gus
The answers are as follows, answers marked with a * are personal opinion answers:
1 ) yes
2 ) 2 fingers. I'm doing a double-California 'wave'
3 ) first, pull the plugs & crank it over to see if all the water shoots out. Secondly, pull the filter & pan and drain the oil, change it, & go again.
4 ) most likely hydro-locked.
5 ) yellow because all the snakes were around the campfire practicing football plays.
6 ) No. I would help my Uncle Jack climb off the ladder, but I would NOT help him jack off.
*7 ) I personally would be a hoochie.
*8 ) yes, I have gas, thanks for asking.
*9 ) My mommy made me that way
*10 ) I am wearing some Wranglers & a t-shirt right now. The way it could look any better is CRUMPLED UP ON MY FLOOR!!!!