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« on: Jan 22, 2005, 07:24:26 AM »
I just need one woman who is willing to work on my rig, gut the fish i catch and will not bi1ch and moan when ever i want to go out and beat my truck :hammerhead:
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Re: a women
« Reply #1 on: Jan 22, 2005, 07:34:47 AM »
EZ! just close your eyes, cuze you'll only find her in your dreams!  :rofl:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

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Re: a women
« Reply #2 on: Jan 22, 2005, 07:37:38 AM »
Just get a dog, they're better company and they don't nag.
Size doesn't matter... yet.

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Re: a women
« Reply #3 on: Jan 22, 2005, 04:56:43 PM »
but not as warm at night :sleepy:
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Re: a women
« Reply #4 on: Jan 22, 2005, 10:32:23 PM »
Just get a Vietnamese mail order bride that doesnt speak english
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Re: a women
« Reply #5 on: Jan 23, 2005, 11:58:25 AM »
Ill sell you one.  She dosent do all that stuff you described, you will have to train her yourself. 
Make me an offer or will trade for half doors.

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Re: a women
« Reply #6 on: Jan 24, 2005, 03:47:40 PM »
I bet if you keep looking in all of the wrong places you will find something one day. If not just go to your local grocery store or laudry mat and you got it.

also you could get a mail order Russian, Japaneese, chinese or what every flavor of the month you would like.


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Re: a women
« Reply #7 on: Jan 24, 2005, 06:48:28 PM »
They say that you'll find one when you stop looking......I stopped a long time ago and am still punchin the munchkin..........Nate
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Re: a women
« Reply #8 on: Jan 24, 2005, 11:19:49 PM »
I just need one woman who is willing to work on my rig, gut the fish i catch and will not bi1ch and moan when ever i want to go out and beat my truck :hammerhead:

i think that goes for you and a majority of people on this bbs...including me.  :smack:

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Re: a women
« Reply #9 on: Jan 25, 2005, 09:49:08 AM »
dawgs wont keep ya warm huh?
try 2 they will keep ya twice as warm.
how you think they came up with the term "3 dog night"
besides if you train them well they will get your beers,tools & stuff.
and not bi$ch abou it.
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Re: a women
« Reply #10 on: Jan 25, 2005, 03:20:13 PM »
Check on ebay might get a good deal  :-\\
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Re: a women
« Reply #11 on: Jan 25, 2005, 04:12:29 PM »
ebay hmmmm now thats an idea. mail order takes to long and no english... i like to know what they are screaming :smack:
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Re: a women
« Reply #12 on: Jan 25, 2005, 08:40:14 PM »
Hey now, do you REALLY wanna know what they're screamin?  Just learn to say "I'm sorry",  and act like you mean it, you'll be fine,     Nate

and why's a gem like me single anyway...................
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Re: a women
« Reply #13 on: Jan 26, 2005, 05:59:06 AM »
true very true. i will work on my sad face :nerv:
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Re: a women
« Reply #14 on: Jan 27, 2005, 11:41:33 AM »
Dont forget the puppy dog eyes :thumbs:
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Re: a women
« Reply #15 on: Jan 27, 2005, 12:06:31 PM »
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU PPL AND DOGS j/k  :haha:  but i will give it a try
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Re: a women
« Reply #16 on: Jan 27, 2005, 12:14:28 PM »
dogs can attact the ladies too.  :yupyup:

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Re: a women
« Reply #17 on: Jan 27, 2005, 12:20:16 PM »
hahaha true true :laugh:
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Re: a women
« Reply #18 on: Jan 27, 2005, 01:21:46 PM »
yeah get one of those little mop lookin ones, for some reason the ladies like those, and then when your floor gets dirty, just tie it to a stick :thumbs:
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Re: a women
« Reply #19 on: Jan 27, 2005, 02:01:46 PM »
i wonder if my rott would let me get away with that???  :headscratch:
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Re: a women
« Reply #20 on: Jan 27, 2005, 02:42:32 PM »
Dont forget the puppy dog eyes :thumbs:
That's what keeps me out of trouble :yupyup:

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Re: a women
« Reply #21 on: Jan 27, 2005, 04:06:37 PM »
i will have to try that :yupyup:
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Re: a women
« Reply #22 on: Jan 27, 2005, 10:00:13 PM »
I just need one woman who is willing to work on my rig, gut the fish i catch and will not bi1ch and moan when ever i want to go out and beat my truck :hammerhead:

AWWW i could soo be that woman..and i have an 83 toyota also..to bad you live soo far away!
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Re: a women
« Reply #23 on: Jan 28, 2005, 06:13:10 AM »
yep to bad. oh well maybe we will meet at the marlin crawler event or something :ladys-man:
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Re: a women
« Reply #24 on: Jan 28, 2005, 12:57:42 PM »
yep to bad. oh well maybe we will meet at the marlin crawler event or something :ladys-man:


ohhw one night stand..hehe..dude your doggy scares me.

ps i dont think you could date me, if we went fishing i would catch more fish then you..then you would be a man and get all pissed. Oi. And i would be working on my truck to much and you would be like why wont you hang out with me blah blah. yeah. LOL
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Re: a women
« Reply #25 on: Jan 28, 2005, 01:13:25 PM »
nope we can hang out on the trail :yupyup:
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Re: a women
« Reply #26 on: Jan 28, 2005, 03:51:35 PM »
 :boobs: i want a boyfriend..someone date me thats in oregon...GRR! hehhe..im pretty..im not fat..im not ugly..why does no one like me?
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Re: a women
« Reply #27 on: Jan 28, 2005, 04:10:27 PM »
I am too old & you live too far away. There is always Brainless :drooling:
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Re: a women
« Reply #28 on: Jan 28, 2005, 06:40:15 PM »
:boobs: i want a boyfriend..someone date me thats in oregon...GRR! hehhe..im pretty..im not fat..im not ugly..why does no one like me?

Ok, I think it's time for a pic!  Where in Oregon are we talkin anyway?  My brother lives in Springfield and I'm eventually gonna come up and visit him, and his neighbor that has two fj40s, and would like to meet you.  BUT,  you wouldn't wanna date me either, chicks don't dig guys that are shorter than them, and I'm shorter than most girls I know,    Nate
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Re: a women
« Reply #29 on: Jan 29, 2005, 03:16:52 PM »
wow i think i just turned this place into a dating page. so comeon everyone post those pics taken or not   :ladys-man:  :hahaha:  :laugh:
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