Jails and Nursing Homes

Started by Stocker, November 11, 2010, 07:45:31 AM

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Stocker

Here's the way it should be:
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> Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
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> This would correct two things in one motion:
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> Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
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> They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
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> They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.
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> They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
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> Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them..
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> A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
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> All meals and snacks would be brought to them.
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> They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
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> They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education...and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
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> Simple clothing - i.e., shoes, slippers, pj's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.
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> There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
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> Each senior would have a P.C., TV, phone and radio in their room at no cost.
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> They would receive daily phone calls.
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> There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
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> The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
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> As for the criminals:
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> They would receive cold food.
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> They would be left alone and unsupervised.
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> They would receive showers once a week.
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> They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
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> They would have no hope of ever getting out.
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