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Started by Dr.Maxwe001, January 20, 2010, 09:42:39 AM

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Dr.Maxwe001

Big Jon
Big Jon

Every mornning at the shop, you could see him arrive.
He stood 6 foot 6, weighed 245.
Kind of broad at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big Jon.

Big Jon
Big Jon
Big Bad Jon
Big Jon

Nobody seemed to know where Jon called home
He just drifted into town and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, kind of quiet and shy
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said hi to Big Jon.
Somebody said he came from New Orleans,
Where he got into a fight over a Cajun Queen.
And a crash and a blow from a huge right hand,
sent a Lousiana fella to the promise land.

Big Jon
Big Jon
Big bad Jon
Big Jon

Then came the day at the opening of a mine,
when a rock fell and men started crying.
Rockcrawlers were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought they had driven thier last
cept' John.
Through the dust and the smoke of this man made hell,
walked a giant of a man that the crawlers knew well.
hooked up a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
and like a giant oak tree his truck just stood there alone, Big Jon

Big Jon
Big Jon
Big Bad Jon
Big Jon

And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty shove.
Then a crawler yelled out, 'theres a trail up above!'.
And 20 men scrambled from a 'would be' grave
now theres only one left down there to save, Big Jon.
With jacks and timbers, they started back down,
then came that rumble way down in the ground.
And as smoke and gas smelched out of that mine,
everybody knew it was the end of the line, for Big Jon.

Big Jon
Big Jon
Big Bad Jon
Big Jon

Now they never re-opend that wortheless pit,
they just placed a marble stand in front of it.
These few words are written on that stand,
'At the bottom of this mine, lies one Hell of a man, Big Jon'

Big Jon
Big Jon
Big Bad Jon
Big Jon.


IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

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MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I HAVE NOTHING USEFUL TO OFFER THIS FORUM  :moon:
except BACON

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hahahaha  thats what i was thinking

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Funny but.... A little weird. "A" for effort

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Its Jimmy Dean lyrics... not weird, funny though :D
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Dr.Maxwe001

IF YOUR LOOKING OUT THE FRONT OF YOUR 4X4 AND YOU CANT SEE THEN JUST TURN ON YOUR WIPERS. BUT THEN THINGS GET ALL MESSED UP LIKE IN LIFE.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE JUST THINK THAT ALONG TIME AGO  YOU WERE THE FASTEST LITTLE SWIMMER TO THE EGG

08:55:22 PM BeccaLoo24 – i like to screw things

$99 scratch and dent drill press has drilled more holes than Ron Jeremy.


http://board.marlincrawler.com/index.php?topic=48342.0




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