Topic: SWAMPY IS A ...

[dirtbag]

...Whino from Chino

Editors note: Chino is a fictious place. I did not misspell China. Let it go, it rhymed!



Gimme spare change to buy some booze.
Gimme as much as you choose.

I'll buy the cheapest kind.
I look like crap, and do not mind.

Alcohol on my breath,
I'll drink till my death.

But I do not care.
tattered and torn with frizzled hair.

I'm a whino, from Chino,
A whino, from the land of Chino....


Got any spare change???


Upon the sidewalk I sleep.
My ex called me a creep

Well, I said "FINE!"
"Gimme a bottle of cheap wine!"

I'll drown my sorrow
Until tomorrow,

because then,
I'll be drinking again!

I'm a whino, from Chino,
A whino, from the land of Chino....



Got any spare change?



I need to shave,
I need a bath.
I'm going to my grave,
feeling J. Beans wrath!

I need a woman, so I can score
I'm broke, and can't buy a wh*re.

I smell like pee.
too drunk to see.

All my meals come from the bottle.
Drunkness is in full throttle.

If I had a car, You'd better take my keys.
My beard is infested with fleas.
but it doesn't matter,
cuz, when I puke it goes SPLATTER!


Cuz I'm a whino, from Chino....
A whino from the land of Chino...



Got any spare change?

[SWAMPER]

Ive only begged for change twice 

[brainlessfool]

was that your trying to rhyme?   


I'm lilswampy,
I got to go to wal-mart.
with a shopping cart.

my truck's got new dents,
and i'm on the fence  (there, now that's how you make a rhume!)

[SWAMPER]

Brainless...you scare me sometimes