Not UR usual candle scents!

Started by Cheesemaker, April 09, 2008, 08:20:40 AM

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Cheesemaker

April 09, 2008, 08:20:40 AM
I saw this on our local morning news channel.  Local guy making and selling very unique candles scents!  Take you time and read all the descriptions on each candle!   :rofl2:

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April 09, 2008, 08:27:23 AM
:rofl:

I wonder if it really smells like beer?

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abnormaltoy

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April 09, 2008, 08:56:11 AM
Quote from: FordFreakChik on April 09, 2008, 08:27:23 AM
:rofl:

I wonder if it really smells like beer?



To get the full effect of that candle...you have to combine the Stripper and the Urinal Cake candle, hell...you could get a strip club experience with none of the cash loss and none of the potential damage to Mr. Winky!

I was a bit disappointed in the Hippie candle. I was thinking the Urinal Cake with weed, dirty underwear and patchouli
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#3
April 09, 2008, 12:51:32 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 09, 2008, 08:56:11 AM
To get the full effect of that candle...you have to combine the Stripper and the Urinal Cake candle, hell...you could get a strip club experience with none of the cash loss and none of the potential damage to Mr. Winky!

I was a bit disappointed in the Hippie candle. I was thinking the Urinal Cake with weed, dirty underwear and patchouli
Not so fast there, Mr! .... There still could be trouble for Mr. Winky if he happens to find his way into that lit stripper scented candle.  :disturbed:  :gap:

abnormaltoy

#4
April 09, 2008, 01:24:37 PM
Quote from: fordh8r on April 09, 2008, 12:51:32 PM
Not so fast there, Mr! .... There still could be trouble for Mr. Winky if he happens to find his way into that lit stripper scented candle.  :disturbed:  :gap:

I'm sorry...maybe I didn't spend as much time fantasizing about the possibilities as you did...I never considered letting the candle give me a lap dance!  :disturbed:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
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kneedownnate

#5
April 09, 2008, 05:39:36 PM
I may have to get a stripper candle  :wink2:
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#6
April 09, 2008, 05:40:43 PM
wtf...... have i stubled in2


i like it  :beer:
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April 09, 2008, 10:45:29 PM
Quote from: abnormaltoy on April 09, 2008, 01:24:37 PM
I'm sorry...maybe I didn't spend as much time fantasizing about the possibilities as you did...I never considered letting the candle give me a lap dance!  :disturbed:
You know, sometimes he does have a mind of his own and he must be punished for his ways of thinking.... :spankbutt: Bad Mr. winky, bad!  :spankbutt:  :disturbed:  :rofl:

abnormaltoy

#8
April 09, 2008, 11:21:10 PM
Quote from: fordh8r on April 09, 2008, 10:45:29 PM
You know, sometimes he does have a mind of his own and he must be punished for his ways of thinking.... :spankbutt: Bad Mr. winky, bad!  :spankbutt:  :disturbed:  :rofl:

I got nothing to add to that one...you be on y'own!  :rofl2:
The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-- Winston Churchill

Censorship, that most subtle tool of oppression, the tool of the fearful and small minded. 8/15/2008

"It is interesting that we are asked to NOT judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics. Too bad gun owners can't get same judgment."
Travis Tritt (I know!)

fordh8r

#9
April 10, 2008, 12:03:20 AM
I smell sumtin burnin'....Gotta Go!  :burnout:  :shhh:

BigMike

#10
April 10, 2008, 08:36:21 AM
Where is the "I just smoked everyone on the freeway because I have a 3RZ BEAST" candle?

It smells like big oversized 6 cylinder and 8 cylinder engines with oil leaking all over them with a rough idle and horrible gas mileage and reliability. And when the candle burns out, it burns through the metal tin catching your house on fire, which is the equivalent of how much time and extra money you'll need in order to keep your V8 running in your Hilux :tease:

wow, I got carried away with that one :lipsrsealed: Gotta vent once in a while :gap:
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#11
April 10, 2008, 08:47:23 AM
How about a gear oil candle? or burning clutch scent?

Maybe I could get rid of some of this crap in my garage
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April 10, 2008, 08:49:58 AM
Quote from: BigMike on April 10, 2008, 08:36:21 AM
Where is the "I just smoked everyone on the freeway because I have a 3RZ BEAST" candle?

It smells like big oversized 6 cylinder and 8 cylinder engines with oil leaking all over them with a rough idle and horrible gas mileage and reliability. And when the candle burns out, it burns through the metal tin catching your house on fire, which is the equivalent of how much time and extra money you'll need in order to keep your V8 running in your Hilux :tease:

wow, I got carried away with that one :lipsrsealed: Gotta vent once in a while :gap:
Quote from: DirToyBoy on April 10, 2008, 08:47:23 AM
How about a gear oil candle? or burning clutch scent?

Maybe I could get rid of some of this crap in my garage
:psss: Maybe they have a forum with a "products suggestion" area....try that!  :gap: :rofl:
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