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mudguts

#271
August 08, 2004, 06:24:46 PM
yotaboy79, thats like the fourth time I've heard you refer to New Years. That must have been a very tramatic experience for you.  :boozer: :crazy:  :ack: :reg:  :headshake:
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dirtbag

#272
August 08, 2004, 06:24:52 PM
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dirtbag

#273
August 08, 2004, 06:26:35 PM
blah blah blah lugnuts blah blah blah.....

yotaboy79

#274
August 08, 2004, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: mudguts on August 08, 2004, 06:24:46 PM
yotaboy79, thats like the fourth time I've heard you refer to New Years. That must have been a very tramatic experience for you.  :boozer: :crazy:  :ack: :reg:  :headshake:
yeah i got alchohol poisoning it sucked :smack: 
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mudguts

#275
August 08, 2004, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: yotaboy79 on August 08, 2004, 07:17:38 PM
Quote from: mudguts on August 08, 2004, 06:24:46 PM
yotaboy79, thats like the fourth time I've heard you refer to New Years. That must have been a very tramatic experience for you.  :boozer: :crazy:  :ack: :reg:  :headshake:
yeah i got alchohol poisoning it sucked :smack: 
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Did you the guts pumped?
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yotaboy79

#276
August 08, 2004, 07:59:09 PM
should of but i pumped them myself with all the puking

SWAMPER

#277
August 08, 2004, 08:16:59 PM
I heard it sucks to get pumped...that you feel like crap afterwards  :-\\
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mudguts

#278
August 08, 2004, 08:19:33 PM
My little cousin got his guts pumped after a 5th of vodka. When I seen him in the hospital, he had charcoal all over his lips. :hahaha: :hahaha:
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SWAMPER

#279
August 08, 2004, 08:22:53 PM
charcoal? ???
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mudguts

#280
August 08, 2004, 08:29:50 PM
Quote from: LILSWAMPER on August 08, 2004, 08:22:53 PM
charcoal? ???
They pumped charcoal into his gut to help soak up the alcohol. He was fighting pretty hard and made a big mess. Seriuos stuff, but we still laughed at him. :joke: :joke:
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SWAMPER

#281
August 08, 2004, 08:44:49 PM
y not just make the guy eat a bunch of bread :chew:








:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Brian83

#282
August 08, 2004, 09:14:26 PM
once you are at that point bread does nothing, the alcohol is already in your blood system
Common sense just isn't that common anymore

SWAMPER

#283
August 08, 2004, 09:20:12 PM
Wow :nerv: Ive yet to see that day when I need charcoal :headshake: I never want to eat charcoal :crazy:
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yotaboy79

#284
August 09, 2004, 05:23:48 PM
i got to the hospital quick and i was still awake so they fed the charcole to me instead of pumping it in that is one of the worst tastes that ive ever experienced  :crazy:  :reg: ill never forget it and i cant drink golshlagger any more eather i went through the 24 pack of budwieser and wound up being drunk enoph to drink that :pokinit: :smack: by the time my friends hid all the  :beer: from me it was too late :smack:

mudguts

#285
August 09, 2004, 06:55:45 PM
I shoulda known, Goldschlagger. The worst hangover in my life was from that sh*t. Yuk.
  Gold flakes in my p*ss, gold flakes in my puke, and gold flakes in my sh*t.
NEVER AGAIN :nonono:
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dirtbag

#286
August 09, 2004, 07:39:53 PM
my 1st time EVER drinking, we had Goldschlager, Barenjager, Hot Damn! 100 proof, & Dr. Pepper chasers. When I was walking around that night ( while camping ), I was seeing things as if I was looking through an old camcorder ( black & white, with the black surround lines, and the red "rec" light flashing. I was TORE up.

yotaboy79

#287
August 09, 2004, 07:56:05 PM
yup been there i was pissing gold flakes for a month :smack:

WHITE_TRASH

#288
August 09, 2004, 08:00:58 PM
I dont think it would be physically possible for me to get alcohol poisoning.  Im half Scottish & half Irish.  If I drink way too much way too fast I just puke, I cant keep it down long enough to absorb a huge amount quickly.  I just puke it back up a few minutes after downing whatever it was. 
Full hydro, 186:1 with an auto and 44's what could go wrong??

Brian83

#290
August 09, 2004, 08:36:45 PM
Half Irish, Half Norwegian. Never puked before, I just black out when I drink way too much.
Common sense just isn't that common anymore

dirtbag

#291
August 09, 2004, 08:39:47 PM
German, Irish, Italian, Polish, Cherokee Indian. Do I have it bad, or what?

mudguts

#292
August 09, 2004, 08:41:09 PM
My wife is Irish  :beer: :beer: :beer: :argue:  :beer: :beer: :beer: :slap: :beer: :beer: :beer: :love: :yupyup:
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SWAMPER

#293
August 09, 2004, 09:38:03 PM
Im full Mexican..you know the beer in Mex is stronger  :eyebrow: so this american beer is nothing  :headshake:
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BigMike

#294
September 12, 2004, 08:58:24 PM
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mudguts

#295
September 12, 2004, 09:20:03 PM
Quote from: BigMike on September 12, 2004, 08:58:24 PM
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mudguts--->  :fart:      <---- BM
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Skinny_Pedal

#296
September 12, 2004, 09:25:32 PM
micheal jackson :toilet: think about it :headscratch:
Im an OG

brainlessfool

#297
September 12, 2004, 09:27:51 PM
stop bagging on my homie!

next time I see him in town I'll tell him your being mean to him!   :bash:
A good day working, that's just sick :reg:

BigMike

#298
September 12, 2004, 10:26:50 PM
mudguts---> :spank: <--- BM
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2016 56-speed 580:1 Tacoma Rock Crawler   
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1987 6-speed Supercharged 4A-GZE MR2		Instagram: @SlowestTacoma
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"An informed question. But difficult to answer. I am what you see." -Nanaki

mudguts

#299
September 13, 2004, 08:59:03 AM
Quote from: BigMike on September 12, 2004, 10:26:50 PM
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