Author Topic: FAVORITE MOVIE LINES! (Read 48456 times)

<MIKE> · « **Reply #240 on:** Jun 08, 2010, 11:29:18 AM »

" Don't think of it as a threesome. Think of it as you having sex with your girlfriend, while someone else has sex with your girlfriend. "
Get Him To The Greek

Broke_Okie_Ty · « **Reply #241 on:** Jun 08, 2010, 12:01:51 PM »

"....But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we're s-hit out of luck." - Stew- Hangover

"I keep forgetting about the tiger."

"You tell 'em I'm coming! And Hell's coming with me you hear! Hell's coming with me! ..." Wyatt- Tombstone

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #242 on:** Jun 08, 2010, 07:21:07 PM »

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

fade · « **Reply #243 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 01:03:23 PM »

sorry for the cussing. Any one guess what movie?

I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from freakin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much freakin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our d**n smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh,

!

axled89 · « **Reply #244 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 01:11:25 PM »

Quote from: fade on Jun 09, 2010, 01:03:23 PM

sorry for the cussing. Any one guess what movie?

I think you're all fucked in the head! We're ten hours from freakin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something, this is no longer a vacation, it's a quest. It's a quest for fun, I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun, we're all gonna have so much freakin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our d**n smiles! You'll be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy; I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Oh, !

zombie land is my answer.

fade · « **Reply #245 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 01:15:19 PM »

nope the movie was made in 1983. Had a actor with the intitals C. C.

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #246 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 02:14:26 PM »

grizwaldes vac to wally world

fade · « **Reply #247 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 02:15:32 PM »

Quote from: unclejpl4x4 on Jun 09, 2010, 02:14:26 PM

grizwaldes vac to wally world

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.

<MIKE> · « **Reply #248 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 11:23:09 PM »

ya thats easy vacation.. top ten movies ever !!

Gixxer Jon · « **Reply #249 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 11:24:52 PM »

Im mind F**king you right now!

Well if you are, i hope your wearing a condom because i have a dirt mind.. "Get him to the greek"

<MIKE> · « **Reply #250 on:** Jun 09, 2010, 11:31:40 PM »

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
"Caddyshack"

muddytaco · « **Reply #251 on:** Jun 10, 2010, 05:15:46 PM »

caddyshack is awesome, i watched it and office space so many times my dvds are cracked

GONZO97 · « **Reply #252 on:** Jun 10, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »

"well i am Gonearia." -Yes Man

HxCmudBogger · « **Reply #253 on:** Jun 12, 2010, 10:40:16 PM »

yeah! George toked weed man. He grew fields of that

! - Dazed and Confussed

joeycool00 · « **Reply #254 on:** Jun 12, 2010, 11:33:44 PM »

I teabagged you drum set! -stepbros.

dubba baca cheese its for a cop-super troopers

Popeyes chicken is flopping awesome!- lil nicky

Dont tell me my buisness devil woman, this ones about to get out of control.....stomp stomp.....sniff ITS POOP AGAIN!-billy madison

MR.FULL-FORCE · « **Reply #255 on:** Jun 22, 2010, 04:46:24 PM »

"doesnt matter whos winning it comes down to you and me Were the anchors the anchors.lets boat lets boat race Aint no luck in boat races...I love you man...

joeycool00 · « **Reply #256 on:** Jun 22, 2010, 06:34:59 PM »

Boats and Ho's, boats and ho'swww.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8

MR.FULL-FORCE · « **Reply #257 on:** Jun 25, 2010, 10:13:40 PM »

it dont matter...i can kick anyone's a*% at that whole company...well im gonna kick sombody's a*% if you dont close that screen door...(ExTRaCt)

86rustbucket · « **Reply #258 on:** Jul 22, 2010, 01:43:07 PM »

Dude, jerking off on my mom is one thing. But banging your grandmother and her roommates? That's like... legendary- Grandmas boy

46&2 · « **Reply #259 on:** Jul 24, 2010, 11:33:18 AM »

Don't know if its here already...

"I used to stack fucks likes you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sand bags."

- Walt, Gran Torino

coloradocrawler · « **Reply #260 on:** Jul 31, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »

"automobeeellee?" sixteen candles.

"faster than you can say - tein goo lai ohw-==the trutles- they are crying- in maderin chinese" ski school 2 (pardon my horrible atempt at chinese)

"No, I'm not talking about human sacrifice, Ceel. I'm talking about something we used to do every Saturday night as a matter of principle. Here's a hint. Legions of hand-stamped meatheads... in coed naked lacrosse T-shirts... power-chugging watered-down Meisterchau... regurgitating on the glue-matted floors" PCU. (pretty much every line from PCU is good)

"beauty is only skin deep- but ugly is to the bone" bebes kids

muddytaco · « **Reply #261 on:** Aug 02, 2010, 09:51:54 PM »

nah im cool, no youre not - robby says this to joe dirt

Hammerhead · « **Reply #262 on:** Aug 10, 2010, 12:50:54 PM »

" 'at's awright cap'm - we always know'd you was a wussay"
- the elderly crewman says to Robert DeNiro in Stardust

P-DiseToy24 · « **Reply #263 on:** Aug 10, 2010, 01:45:30 PM »

Thats NUCKIN FUTS!

Toymin8r · « **Reply #264 on:** Aug 24, 2010, 01:23:00 AM »

"Do these make me look gay?"

"You look like you've seen one up close"

Boondock Saints II : All Saints Day

foxtrot89 · « **Reply #265 on:** Aug 24, 2010, 01:36:18 AM »

"I'm a peac0ck, you gotta let me fly!" - The Other Guys

toyotanner · « **Reply #266 on:** Aug 24, 2010, 11:27:22 AM »

=You Brought your kids to your divorce?
+Sympathy.
=WELL ITS WORKING! i feel sorry for them already.

Liar Liar

IMMUDDY · « **Reply #267 on:** Aug 25, 2010, 07:50:57 PM »

Two great lines from a great movie. SpaceBalls

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.
Colonel Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

toyotanner · « **Reply #268 on:** Mar 29, 2012, 09:49:13 PM »

-what day is it?
+uhhhhh october?
- ITS NUDEY MAGAZINE DAY!

billy madison

Wainiha · « **Reply #269 on:** Mar 29, 2012, 11:13:58 PM »

"Always put one in the brain"-Millers Crossing

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