Author Topic: FAVORITE MOVIE LINES! (Read 48423 times)

mudguts · « **Reply #120 on:** Jan 18, 2008, 10:58:54 PM »

The doctor said I need a backiotomy!

Hammerhead · « **Reply #121 on:** Jan 19, 2008, 10:05:31 PM »

Hide the Rum..

Duffil · « **Reply #122 on:** Jan 19, 2008, 10:55:26 PM »

why is all the rum gone?!

Angler · « **Reply #123 on:** Jan 19, 2008, 11:24:10 PM »

This place is full of fake tits and real ass holes...

Johnny Knoxville "Walking Tall"

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #124 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 06:10:06 AM »

just watch Blade runner last night final

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched c-beams ... glitter in the dark near Tanhauser Gate.
All those ... moments will be lost ... in time, like tears ... in rain.
Time ... to die.

Tallchevy · « **Reply #125 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 11:10:31 AM »

Back 2 the Future

Give me a Pepsi Free......................
If you want a Pepsi kid your gonna have to pay for it!

Hammerhead · « **Reply #126 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 04:53:44 PM »

Shall I describe it to you? ...or would you like me to find you a box?

Lord of the rings

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #127 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 04:58:46 PM »

whats a potater

Hammerhead · « **Reply #128 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 06:22:17 PM »

You know! PO - TA - TOE... Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a stew,,,

BigMike · « **Reply #129 on:** Jan 20, 2008, 08:36:05 PM »

Smokey and the Bandit
You want something?
Hush puppies, daddy.
Hush puppies? Hush puppies? We don't got time for that CRAP!!

Caddy Shack
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Oh, it looks good on you though.

You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Thank you very little.

Ty, what did you shoot today?
Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
By height.

Danny: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

Doodie!!!

Used Cars
Trust me.

Hot Shots!
Topper Harley: Those are some long legs...
Ramada Thompson: I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up.

Topper Harley: Can you save him?
Doctor: Can't be sure. I'm not a very good doctor.

Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.

Looks like enemy aircraft at 12 o'clock.
Really? 12 o'clock? Well, that gives us about... [checks his watch] 25 minutes. Think I'll step out for a burger.

[Pushing "Dead Meat" through the hospital to emergency]
Doctor: Quick, nurse check his thingy. See if it's longer than mine.

Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, checking in at 700 feet, request permission to land.
Roger that, Foxtrot Zulu Milkshake, you are cleared to land. Welcome to the Mediterranean!

Alpha Velveeta Knuckle Underwear, you are cleared for take-off. When you hit that nuclear weapons plant... drop a bomb for me!
Uh, Sphincter Mucus Niner Ringworm, roger!

Airplane
Stewardess: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Stewardess: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Stewardess: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

Back to the Future
Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc, are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa, this is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it's a little hard to come by.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What's your name, dude?
Marty McFly: Uh, Mar-, uh... Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: What kind of stupid name is that?

Oh this is heavy!
Gravity's got nothing to do with it!!

mudguts · « **Reply #130 on:** Jan 21, 2008, 04:03:23 PM »

Light me Johhny

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #131 on:** Jan 21, 2008, 04:59:00 PM »

the pick of destiny saw it last night

Open Mic Host: [Comforting Tenacious D] You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here
[taps their chests]
Open Mic Host: in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "flopp you" to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be?
KG: [Determined] Let's go in there and show'em what Tenacious D is all about.
JB: Yeah. I already got a guitar pick anyways.
[holds up KG's pick]

KG: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
JB: God Dammit Kage! He gonna make you his sex slave
JB: You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
JB: Unless we bust a massive monster mama jam
KG: We've been through so much

JB: Deactivated lasers with my richard
KG, JB: Now it's time to blow this freaker down
JB: C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
KG: I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
JB: Light up the stage 'cos it's time for a showdown
KG: We'll bend you over then we'll take you to brown town
KG, JB: Now we've got to blow this freaker down
KG: He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
JB: C'mon Kage 'cos it's time to blow doors down
KG: Duuude We'll piledrive ya, it's time for a smackdown
JB: Hey 'Mr Great Stuff', Beelezebub, we know your weakness, our Rocket Sauce!
JB: We'll rock the Casbah, and blow your mind. We will defeat you, for all mankind.
JB: You are the Scepter, we hold the key. You are the Devil, We are The D.
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D, We are The D, We are The D, We are The D,
KG, JB: We are The D!

94MtnYote · « **Reply #132 on:** Jan 25, 2008, 08:31:15 PM »

Don't stop just drive! Run all the lights!
-die hard-

AaronB · « **Reply #133 on:** Jan 25, 2008, 08:32:51 PM »

excuse me while I whip this out.

topar · « **Reply #134 on:** Jan 26, 2008, 08:56:19 PM »

I just watched Tenacious D. I miss that leg of mine my sweet leg.

Hammerhead · « **Reply #135 on:** Feb 03, 2008, 12:57:05 AM »

Where you been?

Squints was pervin' a dish!

No I wasn't !!!

Yeah, Wendy Peffercorn, he was swimmin....

BNRSHNTZL · « **Reply #136 on:** Feb 13, 2008, 01:09:22 PM »

where are all the white women at?

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #137 on:** Feb 13, 2008, 03:24:09 PM »

Not my favorite of movies but due to the way I dress compared to other managers at Jack I got the rep of the terminator, plus my no bs attitude and calm demenor as I dictated what needed to be done (even in the heat of the moment). Plus unknown to me at that time I always said...... "I'll be back!" as I left the building used to make my employees roll.

Darrin530 · « **Reply #138 on:** Feb 26, 2008, 11:51:16 PM »

"say hello to my little friend" (not really a good quote)

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46&2 · « **Reply #139 on:** Feb 28, 2008, 09:04:40 PM »

Al Pacino definitely would not have made as much of an impression if he was only wielding a shovel

Kurlee Daddee · « **Reply #140 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 07:08:09 AM »

Pee Wee's Big Adventure:

Pee Wee: I want to see Francis
Door Guy: Francis is busy
Pee Wee: Busy Doing What?
Door Guy: He's Having his bath
Pee Wee: Oh Really, where are they hosing him down?

"I pity the fool that don't eat my Mr. T cereal"

Commando
"Remember Sully when I told you I would kill you last? I LIIIEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!:"

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I am REALLY hungry"

"Let off some steam Bennet!"

Matrix:"Don't break radio silence until you see me"
Chong: "How will I know"
Matrix: "Cuz all f'in hell will break loose!"

Terminator 3
When Arnie steals the big rig "GET OUT!!!!!"

6th day
"Remember when I said Go F yourself? I didn't mean literally"

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #141 on:** Mar 01, 2008, 08:46:19 PM »

"Never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart" -Bucket list

Out Cold:
Carpe the Diem! Seize the....Carp!

toyotanner · « **Reply #142 on:** Mar 04, 2008, 07:56:16 AM »

OUT COLD:

-what are you doing here?
*well i'm having a beer.
-in alaska?
*well yeah i like cold beer.

94MtnYote · « **Reply #143 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 06:48:33 PM »

Pizza!! now thats what I call a taco!

Duffil · « **Reply #144 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 06:56:06 PM »

evil will always win because good is stupid.

Toymin8r · « **Reply #145 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 06:30:57 AM »

Any Line out of Rodney Dangerfields mouth in the movie Caddyshack.

BNRSHNTZL · « **Reply #146 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 07:38:22 AM »

NASCAR

that just happend!!!!

92blackyota · « **Reply #147 on:** Mar 18, 2008, 12:30:53 PM »

Talledaga Nights
" Let me just quote the late great Cournel sanders, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

unclejpl4x4 · « **Reply #148 on:** Mar 18, 2008, 12:34:24 PM »

DTB · « **Reply #149 on:** Mar 18, 2008, 12:39:28 PM »

How about>>>

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, "Jezus," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox"

toyotanner [OP]

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