Bowel Movement Thread

[Rocksurfer]

Please tell us your troubles.

[Rocksurfer]

This is a crappy thread eh?

[Cumminz]

i gotta take a dump, and i pissed my pants earlier today. in fact, im sitting in my dirty piss pants right now.

[brainlessfool]

with all the   lube I use it not any truble for me!

[Cumminz]

i have no prob squeezing that crap out

[Rocksurfer]

Never cut yourself short.

[Cumminz]

never cut urself. period

[Duffil]

Ron, you feelin alright? I'd have figured BrainlessFool to start this one...or maybe just the general one.

[Duffil]

never cut urself. period

just remember, kids:it's down the street, not across the road.

[Rocksurfer]

Ron, you feelin alright? I'd have figured BrainlessFool to start this one...or maybe just the general one.

This is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands. I just thought it was as good as some of the other threads in Chit Chat lately.

[brainlessfool]

general one.

now why did I not think of that frist?

[Cumminz]

milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made

[Cumminz]

just remember, kids:it's down the street, not across the road.

Good one

[brainlessfool]

I was making some nice skide marks long before I could drive.

[Cumminz]

i have road rash in my pants

[Duffil]

i have road rash in my pants

[brainlessfool]

i have road rash in my pants

stop eatting gravel.

[Rocksurfer]

I was making some nice skide marks long before I could drive.

...and still do.

[Duffil]

(@BLF)

This is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands. I just thought it was as good as some of the other threads in Chit Chat lately.

yeah you are right about that!!!

[kneedownnate]

just remember, kids:it's down the street, not across the road.

  that reminds me;

me to stupid chick ex-roommate: so why'd you wake me up to let you in at 3am?

stupid chick: I was coming home from the hospital and didn't have my keys

me: and why the hell were you at the hospital

stupid chick: I tried to kill myself..... I swallowed half a bottle of tylenol

me: well that was dumb.  You shoulda used a gun instead.  And don't try killing yourself where I'm going to find you!

stupid chick: giggle giggle giggle

Too dumb to know I wasn't joking

[fordh8r]

I was making some nice skide marks long before I could drive.

Did you see smoke?  

[brainlessfool]

Did you see smoke?  

only once, right after I lit a match.

[kneedownnate]

And don't get me involved in a bowel movement thread 

[brainlessfool]

...and still do.

STOP PEEKING IN MY LUNDERY BASKET!!

[fordh8r]

  <---Imagine this acting and sounding like a texture gun.....KABOOM!  

[Rocksurfer]

I don't need to sneek in you are showing us your pumpkin butt and you're burnin a hole right through it.

[brainlessfool]

I don't need to sneek in you are showing us your pumpkin butt and you're burnin a hole right through it.

Soooooooooooo, you like my .........fruit?





Or is it a veg?

[Rocksurfer]

No I don't like the big fruits, I like 'em small.

[brainlessfool]

No I don't like the big fruits, I like 'em small.

well next year I'll carv a apple

[Duffil]

OMG...yall are too much for me...this be some funny shizz