A Smart Little Girl

[MiniSimp]

A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the man. "How about we talk about nuclear power?"
"Ok," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first; a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ?"

[BLACKDOG]

   

[abnormaltoy]

A man was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the man. "How about we talk about nuclear power?"
"Ok," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first; a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ?"

Was it you on the plane with the girl?

[Geno]

    That was pretty good.

[Duffil]

I heard it as an attractive blond the first time around...but funny nonetheless.

[rednk1980]

OMG now that funny right there 

[Rocksurfer]

 

[Wermz84]