Hot Dang Cletis, wees wawkin' in tall cotton now!

[abnormaltoy]

Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2007, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white  (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel)

[79coyotefrg]

[*FFC*]

 

[mudmaster]

Doesn't Walmart already have enough money 

[kneedownnate]

Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2007, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white  (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel)

[Gittinit]

You seen me at the store didn't you?  Well chatoue de traliore park is as good as it gets.

[kneedownnate]

They aint nuffin till they sell champipple

[te51levin]

Golblame it, Ezekiel, whurt emma gunn-do with thisn' here fitty foot coil a' copper tube if folks up the holler is gittin' their likker over t' Wal-Mart?  Reckon we jess goan' have tee make are livvin' offa pickin' somma Grampappy's good ole' mountain music... There's a big holler tree up the road a ways from me...