Purina

[AaronB]

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
   Retriever and
   was in line to check out.

   A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

   On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
   although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
   time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
   ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
   I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
   that it
   works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
   eat one
   or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
   complete
   so I was going to try it again.

   I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
   enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

   Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
   hospital.

   I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a
   car hit me.

   I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

[BLACKDOG]

[jimbo74]

i think i saw this on here recently, it was here or on explorerforum....

[mikerob]

That is great!!

[Duffil]

 

[BigMike]

That is as good as you acted