Topic: The difference between "Guts" and "Balls"

[MiniSimp]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below ....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

[RK]

Ive read this somewheres before........

[kneedownnate]

I think either of those could be derived from the high consumption of alchohol earlier that evening.  No sober man who aims to stay married would say or do either of those.

It is funny though

[blackdiamond]

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I think it should be clarified to say the following, "...having HAD the balls..." because they are now going to be gone.

[RK]

 

I think it should be clarified to say the following, "...having HAD the balls..." because they are now going to be gone.

 

[6.72:1]

HA!

[abnormaltoy]

I think it should be clarified to say the following, "...having HAD the balls..." because they are now going to be gone.

I would say going to sleep after having done either without securing all knives, scissors and Super Glue would qualify as Guts!

[kneedownnate]

Or brainless......