Topic: redneck ettiquette

[BLACKDOG]

ETIQUETTE TIPS FOR REDNECKS
DRIVING ETIQUETTE

- Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

- When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

- Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

- When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

- Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

- Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

- Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

 

TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS

- Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.

- Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.

- Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car.

- It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.

- Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

- The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around.

- If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.

- Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.

[*FFC*]

    

[germ]

Sounds about right....

[Rocksurfer]

-don't fart in bed, and hold her under the covers before you have sex.

[Willy Mammoth]

-don't fart in bed, and hold her under the covers before you have sex.

Always save that for after.

[Rocksurfer]

  

[*FFC*]

 

[88runner]

- Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

so that's why they were mad when I showed up 

[Rocksurfer]

Some people don't mind a good spanking.

[Cheesemaker]

You can't see your floorboard due to the copenhagen/coors cans! 

[*FFC*]

Some people don't mind a good spanking.

And some do

[not right]

I just used my angle grinder to sharpen my shovel to kill snakes...