Topic: Last Child Support Check...Just a funny I had to share

[*FFC*]

>Today my baby girl's 18th birthday.  I be so glad that this be my last
>child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
>those damn payment.  So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my
house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this
check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever
be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression
on yo mama's face."
>So my baby girl she take the check over to her. I be anxious to
>hear what she say and what she look like. Baby girl walk through the door,
I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?" She say to tell you that "you
ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face.

[Rocksurfer]

  That just ain't right.

[iNfErNaL]

Damn FordFreakChick!!!...I didn't know you had an 18 year old daughter...And I didn't know you were a man    .

[4DEES]

Damn FordFreakChick!!!...I didn't know you had an 18 year old daughter...And I didn't know you were a man    .

[*FFC* [OP]]

Damn FordFreakChick!!!...I didn't know you had an 18 year old daughter...And I didn't know you were a man    .

FFC Infernal

That's why I said it was "just a funny" 

[gonzo]

Damn.....I would have liked to see the look on his face too.    

[KWP]

Damn that would be a kick in the a$$. I would be ready to kill someone.

[Lady Di]

 great joke FFC!!

[iNfErNaL]

FFC Infernal

That's why I said it was "just a funny" 

Oh,sorry....For a minute there I thought I was reading you name wrong...I was gonna start calling you FordFreakCHUCK.    .

[KYOTA]

too funny!!

[*FFC* [OP]]

Oh,sorry....For a minute there I thought I was reading you name wrong...I was gonna start calling you FordFreakCHUCK.    .

 

[Lady Di]

Oh, FCC, your post just reminded me, while ORG was at work we found out that you can turn off the signatures! No foffense, to each thier own, but those big honkin' signatures have been such an issue with me. They take up so much space on a thread and are nothing but repititious. But now I can turn them off so they don't have to irk me every time I see them.
WHEW!

[Lady Di]

AH! That's more like it

[blackdiamond]

That reminded me of a story that I hear on the radio, I think it was a Tom Lykus show.  This guy calls to tell about his wonderful young girlfriend who was about 18 years younger than him, I think that she was about 20 at the time.  He told that their relationship had moved to the next level and when it was time to meet her parents, he found out that her mom was an old fling and that his girlfriend was actually his daughter.  The story reminds me of the scenes in Ace Ventura Pet Detective when Jim Carey is using the plunger on his face.

  

I guess you could say that the moral of the story is don't ever ever ever date anyone that more years younger than you were when puberty started.

[*FFC* [OP]]

I guess you could say that the moral of the story is don't ever ever ever date anyone that more years younger than you were when puberty started.

Totally agree 

Which just reminded me Blackdiamond,

My best friend is 20 and dating a 35 year old who just got divorced and has 3 kids.  She is adopted and have never met her biological parents.  Kinda risky huh?