Author Topic: Thinking of getting Married read this first (Read 7030 times)

84runner · « **on:** Jun 24, 2005, 11:53:29 AM »

I was a very happy guy. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was
bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.

One day my fiancee's little sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up upstairs."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed for my car.

My next shock was all my future inlaws standing in the yard,... all
clapping can cheering! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to! the family."

So, the moral of this story is simple: Always keep your condoms in your car

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #1 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 12:52:02 PM »

ozzy93xtra · « **Reply #2 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 12:56:09 PM »

all women are the same b t w

gonzo · « **Reply #3 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 01:32:48 PM »

Quote from: ozzy93xtra on Jun 24, 2005, 12:56:09 PM

all women are the same b t w

Funny.......but not true..........

............some are worse........

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #4 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 01:41:29 PM »

I knew that punchline was coming, well not the condoms but that it was a test of his faithfulness to his soon to be wife. Now if that were a true story after the wedding I'd go over to dad and thank him for the free show.

Lady Di · « **Reply #5 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 02:33:58 PM »

seen it but it sucked me in for a minute, ok for about 15 seconds!

THe one I saw it was the hot mother coming on to the fiance.
Not that it couldn't happen though, wimmins are EVIL!

I know this for a fact. I am one. It's why I don't prefer to hang out with them!!!!

germ · « **Reply #6 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 03:18:01 PM »

That is freakin hysterical !!!!!!!

KWP · « **Reply #7 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 03:42:49 PM »

Damn that was good.

Lady Di · « **Reply #8 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 04:01:07 PM »

I told you that was going to be trouble!

UNBREAKABLE · « **Reply #9 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 06:51:27 PM »

Lady Di · « **Reply #10 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 06:55:14 PM »

RHG · « **Reply #11 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 07:05:08 PM »

ROFLMAO

that is freakin awsome!

BUBBA · « **Reply #12 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 09:56:04 PM »

No Power · « **Reply #13 on:** Jun 24, 2005, 10:11:04 PM »

Nice very nice

iNfErNaL · « **Reply #14 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 12:00:31 AM »

Please tell me that was a fake story,because GAWD DAMIT,I would've messed up!!!...Believe me,if my wife's fake breasted sister came on to me,

,who knows what I'd do........Well,I know what I'd do

.

BUBBA · « **Reply #15 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 12:17:47 AM »

yep I woulda been screwed,cause I wouldn't have had any condoms

BigMike · « **Reply #16 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 08:53:27 AM »

that would be bad times two.

vxrich · « **Reply #17 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 03:32:07 PM »

thats good stuff

gonzo · « **Reply #18 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 04:20:00 PM »

Quote from: Infernal Jeep on Jun 25, 2005, 12:00:31 AM

Please tell me that was a fake story,because GAWD DAMIT,I would've messed up!!!...Believe me,if my wife's fake breasted sister came on to me, ,who knows what I'd do........Well,I know what I'd do .

I hope your wife doesn't read these posts.

Lady Di · « **Reply #19 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 04:28:09 PM »

my thoughts eggzackly, gonzo!! them ==>

<== wifey==>

BUBBA · « **Reply #20 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 07:52:26 PM »

Duffil · « **Reply #21 on:** Jun 25, 2005, 10:05:05 PM »

seriously, i hope that is fake, man, cuz i got busted with my brother's wife's twin sister in my brother's bed, by his wife!!! not my idea of a good time..slept in my truck that night!!! good luck!

Lady Di · « **Reply #22 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 05:37:44 AM »

Quote from: Duffil on Jun 25, 2005, 10:05:05 PM

seriously, i hope that is fake, man, cuz i got busted with my brother's wife's twin sister in my brother's bed, by his wife!!! not my idea of a good time..slept in my truck that night!!! good luck!

just cause you have the opportunity doesn't mean you have to act on it! It's called respect and trust.
ANd your wife/girlfriend is still with you? She is a saint!
How would you have felt if it was the other way around. She was caught in bed with her sister's husbands twin brother? Bet that wouldn't have felt so good.

sorry my

take it for what it's worth, or don't $Beer Chug\'n$
And yes, it's a joke (not that it does mean it hasn't happened, wimmins are wicked!) I had seen it where it was the daughters hot big bewbeed mother coming on to the fiance.

Carry on

Duffil · « **Reply #23 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 07:14:30 AM »

actually, I was single at the time, she wasn't...bro's wife was pi***d...

gonzo · « **Reply #24 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 09:02:19 AM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Jun 26, 2005, 05:37:44 AM

just cause you have the opportunity doesn't mean you have to act on it! It's called respect and trust.
ANd your wife/girlfriend is still with you? She is a saint!
How would you have felt if it was the other way around. She was caught in bed with her sister's husbands twin brother? Bet that wouldn't have felt so good.
sorry my take it for what it's worth, or don't $Beer Chug\'n$
And yes, it's a joke (not that it does mean it hasn't happened, wimmins are wicked!) I had seen it where it was the daughters hot big bewbeed mother coming on to the fiance.

Carry on

Don't look directly into the flash (nuclear). Duck and cover

Lady Di · « **Reply #25 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 10:36:38 AM »

Quote from: Duffil on Jun 26, 2005, 07:14:30 AM

actually, I was single at the time, she wasn't...bro's wife was pi***d...

well then, nevermind, that was your brother's wife's sisters fault, SHE should have know better.

Your sister in law shouldn't have been pi**ed at you, you were just being a guy. Probably lucky it wasn't your SIL's, sisters b-friend/hubby that caught you though!

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #26 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 01:51:14 PM »

Quote from: Duffil on Jun 26, 2005, 07:14:30 AM

actually, I was single at the time, she wasn't...bro's wife was pi***d...

I thought men were supposed to be DAWGS!!! On a side note since they are twins, are you sure which one you went to bed with? I think they're covering something up here. I smell a coverup..

Duffil · « **Reply #27 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 02:42:17 PM »

ya, im sure.....

actually, more like

Lady Di · « **Reply #28 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 02:58:42 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Jun 26, 2005, 01:51:14 PM

I thought men were supposed to be DAWGS!!! On a side note since they are twins, are you sure which one you went to bed with? I think they're covering something up here. I smell a coverup..

and being as you slept with your BROTHERS wife's twin, isn't there something very freudian about that??

CTENG in KS · « **Reply #29 on:** Jun 26, 2005, 06:47:57 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Jun 24, 2005, 02:33:58 PM

wimmins are EVIL! I know this for a fact. I am one.

So true...

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