We all know those cute little computer symbols called
>>"emoticons," where:
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means a smile and
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is a frown.
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>> Sometimes these are represented by
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>> :-)
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>> :-(
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>> Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
>> Here goes:
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>> (_!_) a regular ass
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>> (__!__) a fat ass
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>> (!) a tight ass
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>> (_*_) a sore ass
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>> {_!_} a swishy ass
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>> (_o_) an ass that's been around
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>> (_x_) kiss my
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>> (_X_) leave my ass alone
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>> (_zzz_) a tired ass
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>> (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
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>> (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
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>> (_?_) Dumb Ass
