But I'd settle for dumb.
I've had a number of 4x4s. First was a 1979 Toyota pickup (bought in 1979).
Regret selling it. Now looking at a 1980 Toy 4x4 pickup. Needs work.
I'm in NM. I want this '80 Toy to be able to get up the top of our property to harvest firewood. Pretty rough climb/rocky. Went up halfway in my SILs Bad Lands Bronco but it bottomed out.
If I'm going to fix up the '80 Toy, I want to do it right the first time. This is the place to learn how.