Pointy Ears?

Started by H8PVMNT, April 14, 2016, 09:34:02 AM

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Would you date a chick with pointy ears?

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H8PVMNT

April 14, 2016, 09:34:02 AM
I was going to put this in the 3rd Gen Pickup Child Board to bust BigMike's chops, but I thought that would be pushing the envelope a bit so I decided to put it here.

So, in a hypothetical world where you were a single dude and all that, would you date a chick with pointy ears?

In the event of a clear answer, why or why not?

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Rockcrawlintoy

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April 14, 2016, 12:31:21 PM
Sure I am open to thAt
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zippo

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April 14, 2016, 12:48:49 PM Last Edit: April 14, 2016, 12:56:04 PM by zippo
I'de smash an elf.
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emsvitil

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April 14, 2016, 02:17:41 PM
Jolene Blalock?


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46&2

#4
April 14, 2016, 04:34:25 PM
If I had one strange sci-fi fantasy, it would be to nail an elf chick. Truthfully speaking a lot of girls I have dated have had that elf-like appearance. I presume that is what you are talking about, right? Pointy ears as in elf ears?
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H8PVMNT

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April 15, 2016, 08:03:28 AM
Quote from: 46&2 on April 14, 2016, 04:34:25 PM
If I had one strange sci-fi fantasy, it would be to nail an elf chick. Truthfully speaking a lot of girls I have dated have had that elf-like appearance. I presume that is what you are talking about, right? Pointy ears as in elf ears?

I guess.  Just pointy ears.  Elf, Vulcan, whatever.  Although I think Vulcan girls would be a bore.
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– Steve McQueen

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"I plan to hit 300k in this truck"  :)bestgen4runner

"I'm jealous of your shop. It has concrete and doesn't smell like pickles like the old shop  "  300K

emsvitil

#6
April 15, 2016, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: H8PVMNT on April 15, 2016, 08:03:28 AM
I guess.  Just pointy ears.  Elf, Vulcan, whatever.  Although I think Vulcan girls would be a bore.

Not during pon farr.....
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abnormaltoy

#7
April 15, 2016, 08:21:57 PM
If either of these two were real...date hell, I'd have their babies!

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jimbo74

#8
April 15, 2016, 09:59:55 PM
are we talking movie stuff? or real life? there are some women that are real life, that just happen to have big ears, but not necessarily pointy...


but to add to what zippos said

I would smash an Elf or a Vulcan......







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H8PVMNT

#9
April 19, 2016, 02:00:57 PM
No not just big.  Really truly pointy, for whatever reason.  Of course this is purely hypothetical.

Seems like for most pointy ears would actually be a plus.  This is excellent camp fire fodder.

I added a new option for discerning Toyota people.
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"I plan to hit 300k in this truck"  :)bestgen4runner

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OVRAROK

#11
April 19, 2016, 05:06:23 PM
pointy ears, just enough to hang on with :biggthumpup:, can you give her big earrings too, I mean reigns :rofl2:
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HogCanyonHopper

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April 19, 2016, 05:29:20 PM
Quote from: ovrarok on April 19, 2016, 05:06:23 PM
pointy ears, just enough to hang on with :biggthumpup:, can you give her big earrings too, I mean reigns :rofl2:

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April 20, 2016, 02:39:42 AM
Quote from: zippo on April 14, 2016, 12:48:49 PM
I'de smash an elf.
^this about sums it up

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H8PVMNT

#14
April 25, 2016, 07:52:32 AM
So pretty much nobody had any problems with pointy ears.  Interesting.  I'm going to have to come up with another one...
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– Steve McQueen

"Except for maybe Seattle."  -H8PVMNT

"I plan to hit 300k in this truck"  :)bestgen4runner

"I'm jealous of your shop. It has concrete and doesn't smell like pickles like the old shop  "  300K
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