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A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« on: Jan 03, 2011, 09:06:29 AM »
A Woman's Love Story    :love:  :love:  :love:

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided
me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we
were alone.

He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low,
reassuring voice close to my ear.

"Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong,
calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along
my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew
I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so
experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder,
and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his
knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my
firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing,
searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders,
slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting
and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell
me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ...

"Okay, ma'am, all done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me,
smiling, holding out my purse.

"You can board your flight now."    ::rofl: and you thought it was gona be a dirty sexxy story
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Re: A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« Reply #1 on: Jan 03, 2011, 09:18:34 AM »
haha my mom works at the airport and she always has funny storys like this
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Re: A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« Reply #2 on: Jan 03, 2011, 09:35:27 AM »
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Re: A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« Reply #3 on: Jan 03, 2011, 10:20:04 AM »
My wife had that happen to her by a female security guard.  The lady then winked at my wife and asked her if "they" were real.   LOL   I died laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« Reply #4 on: Jan 03, 2011, 02:21:17 PM »
That was already posted in the "Silly Jokes" thread last week.   

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Re: A WOMAN'S LOVE STORY
« Reply #5 on: Jan 03, 2011, 09:50:27 PM »
but this pic is worth it!!!
Any guy who takes his woman wheeling enjoys her. A woman who is owned is left at home to cook, clean, and keep beer cold. So if this offends you you should stop looking and go have some tacos.    :rofl2: And a beer. If your old enough.   :beerchug:   :beer:

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