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TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« on: Sep 04, 2004, 09:12:28 PM »
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

 

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

 

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

 

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

 

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

 

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

 

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

 

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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Re: TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 04, 2004, 09:16:14 PM »
LOL, the last one was the best :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 04, 2004, 10:02:12 PM »
speaking of olympics how about the womens volleyball! thats about all i watched
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Re: TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 05, 2004, 01:24:49 AM »
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Re: TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« Reply #4 on: Sep 05, 2004, 01:35:38 AM »
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Re: TOP NINE OLYMPIC COMMENTS.....
« Reply #5 on: Sep 06, 2004, 05:55:50 PM »
Those are good ones  :yupyup:
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