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Hummer Sucks Video!!
« on: Jun 24, 2006, 01:49:57 PM »
I found this on Timbercrawler.  It's funny!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIh4or5EUsc

Hopefully it works, first time I posted a vid!
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 24, 2006, 02:07:49 PM »
Oldie but a goodie! :biggthumpup:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 24, 2006, 03:06:06 PM »
The front steering rods are pressed in on the H2, doesn't take much to pop them out. A club member has a friend with one and we took it on an easy trail in Calico, took all of 5 mins. to pop them out and make the wheels twist in. Good thing he had OnStar. :rofl:

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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 24, 2006, 03:42:08 PM »
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 24, 2006, 03:44:59 PM »
:rofl: got love a man who can rollover a hummerwith a flick of his wrist
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #5 on: Jun 24, 2006, 03:53:34 PM »
They should have put the air lift rings on them too and GM should have a heavy lift helicopter to come retrieve them when that happens.

Would be cheaper in the long run to use threads like everybody else.
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #6 on: Jun 25, 2006, 03:29:52 PM »
That's great :yupyup:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #7 on: Jun 25, 2006, 06:17:25 PM »
Thanks for sharing :thumbs:

That was just "ok". It made it's point, but it was a very boring video
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #8 on: Jun 25, 2006, 07:03:55 PM »
Thanks for sharing :thumbs:

That was just "ok". It made it's point, but it was a very boring video

:dunno: I only watched bout 20 seconds of it where the black one busted the tie rod :dunno:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #9 on: Jun 25, 2006, 07:17:41 PM »
What a bunch of tools. And here I thought I was a shoe-in for the Dumbass  :moon: of The Year Award :dunno:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #10 on: Jun 25, 2006, 08:26:15 PM »
:dunno: I only watched bout 20 seconds of it where the black one busted the tie rod :dunno:

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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #11 on: Jun 25, 2006, 08:37:47 PM »
What a bunch of tools. And here I thought I was a shoe-in for the Dumbass  :moon: of The Year Award :dunno:

why? what did you do?
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #12 on: Jun 25, 2006, 08:41:31 PM »
 :psss: I test drove a Hummer. j.k. No, seriously, I didn't do anything in particular I was hoping to win the Overall Dumbass Category!  :haha:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #13 on: Jun 26, 2006, 12:34:46 AM »
I wonder if this one could hang with those other Hummers on the trails.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 26, 2006, 08:36:45 AM »
They could have atleast mounted the shock reservoirs :slap:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #15 on: Jun 26, 2006, 09:12:20 AM »
They could have atleast mounted the shock reservoirs :slap:

Those are "infinitely adjustable full-floating" reservoirs.
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #16 on: Jun 26, 2006, 09:51:40 AM »
That's a Trailer Queen!! :stopit:  That thing is too good for Mall Crawling!!
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #17 on: Jun 26, 2006, 12:22:41 PM »
They could have atleast mounted the shock reservoirs :slap:
:yikes: I don`t think the shop was done with it when they flexed it out, those are 49 inch Iroks on there. its the only H2 that has empressed me.
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #18 on: Jun 27, 2006, 09:17:03 AM »
Look, they even disconnected the top of the coils for mad droop yo! I see Excursions done up the same around here, makes me want to puke, and scares the hell out of me when I see them on the freeway.
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #19 on: Jun 27, 2006, 02:31:11 PM »
I would really like to see it roll over off of a 50 foot hill. hahaha!
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #20 on: Jun 27, 2006, 03:34:30 PM »
I wonder if they fixed the tierod problem or are they going to figure this out when they hit the first pot hole?
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #21 on: Jun 27, 2006, 03:39:43 PM »
:rofl: got love a man who can rollover a hummerwith a flick of his wrist

is it me, or does he actually lift the corner of it causing that thing to roll?
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 27, 2006, 03:43:21 PM »
is it me, or does he actually lift the corner of it causing that thing to roll?


  :ha_ha: That is what confirms the fact he is an ID10T. No regard for his passengers safety.
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 27, 2006, 03:44:53 PM »

  :ha_ha: That is what confirms the fact he is an ID10T. No regard for his passengers safety.

ok, im not seeing things too. there are other heads in there..
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« Reply #24 on: Jun 27, 2006, 03:54:44 PM »
What if they stuck their arms out the window to stop the roll over and lost their arms? And he is too busy hamming off with the other people to be of  any concern. He need his  :moon: kicked and his wallet taken.  :haha: :rivers:
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Re: Hummer Sucks Video!!
« Reply #25 on: Jun 27, 2006, 09:06:04 PM »
ok, im not seeing things too. there are other heads in there..
   like I said, what a bunch of tools
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