Some of you must run some boring trails. I've never gotten a dent on a gravel road either but I sure end up with them no matter how hard I try on the trails I run. Tight technical trails with big rocks hanging out are the fun ones to me not the ones you go on for the view.
i could say something smartassish about your driving skill but i'll let someone else go there.
I will ask you this, whats your blood alcohol content when you hit the trail? where we wheel out here (Superlift ORV park) you don't get smackered drunk and hit the trails. In fact, if anyone's seen on the trail drinking they are banned from the park.