Stu: That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow: What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu: No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan: The Doug we're looking for is a white.
the hangover
Sid: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That
'll come back with you.
