Author Topic: FAVORITE MOVIE LINES! (Read 47494 times)

Steve_925 · « **Reply #210 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 11:43:24 AM »

Hows your sack? i think i tore it! no the weed

junya92toy · « **Reply #211 on:** Jan 10, 2010, 11:45:09 AM »

I like this line, its from a song though. " I know you liked to think your

dont stink but lean a little closer and realize your roses really smell like poo poo.

DD85runner · « **Reply #212 on:** Feb 06, 2010, 06:05:10 PM »

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

-step brothers

87pickup · « **Reply #213 on:** Feb 07, 2010, 09:34:04 AM »

"You know how i know your gay? Because your balls taste like

."
- 40 year old virgin

toyotanner · « **Reply #214 on:** Feb 07, 2010, 12:29:51 PM »

can you get an std from a polar bear?

-out cold

DD85runner · « **Reply #215 on:** Feb 07, 2010, 01:45:08 PM »

Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That

’ll come back with you

-hangover

Caboose · « **Reply #216 on:** Mar 30, 2010, 12:10:19 PM »

"Chekov? This here is McCoy, we find ourselves a Spock we got us an away team."
-Boondock Saints

"Will someone please come over here and...
F*$&
Me upthe...
A*%"
-Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

catfish · « **Reply #217 on:** Mar 31, 2010, 07:55:45 AM »

tractors is so dumb

bob

ew4c

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #218 on:** Mar 31, 2010, 03:31:54 PM »

"They're targetting orange smoke"

"You mean that orange smoke? " (right next to soldiers)

"It wasn't my best toss, Ok? "

-Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

sweetmeat · « **Reply #219 on:** Mar 31, 2010, 07:52:18 PM »

Did you see the size of that chicken

Young guns when they're all messed up on peyote, classic

82rustbeast · « **Reply #220 on:** Apr 01, 2010, 08:36:40 PM »

Quote from: sweetmeat on Mar 31, 2010, 07:52:18 PM

Did you see the size of that chicken

Young guns when they're all messed up on peyote, classic

Did you see the size of that cockadoodle-god-damn-doo?!

85yotabox · « **Reply #221 on:** Apr 04, 2010, 02:10:17 PM »

" for a minute there i honestly thought i was guna be raped, he had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, lets get it on!"
"that was about the fight! i am so not a rapper"

-stepbrothers

gnarrkill · « **Reply #222 on:** Apr 04, 2010, 06:49:00 PM »

-Are you in a boy band?

-No, I'm in a man band.
We're all over 30, we call it a man band.

-You're men in a boy band.

-We opened for O-Town,
right here in Temecula, okay?

- Google it.
- No.

- Google it.
- No.

Why wouldn't you google it?
I just told you to google it.

- Google "Big Ups."
- You know, I googled it.

It said you f@#$Ing blow.

That was O-Town's website.

the good

Gixxer Jon · « **Reply #223 on:** Apr 04, 2010, 07:53:38 PM »

Shake n Bake.

steveco. · « **Reply #224 on:** Apr 05, 2010, 10:40:57 AM »

do you like gladiator movies?

steveco. · « **Reply #225 on:** Apr 05, 2010, 10:41:19 AM »

excuse me i speak jive...

muddytaco · « **Reply #226 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:50:46 PM »

its like playin cards with my brothers kids or somethin - tombstone

carpe the diem man, seize the carp - out cold

a pimps love is very different from that of a square - idiocracy

why have you got a gun in your trousers? for protection. from who ze germans - snatch

Dr Phat · « **Reply #227 on:** May 16, 2010, 03:24:07 PM »

IS IT DEAD!?!?

-The Boondock Saints

GONZO97 · « **Reply #228 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:45:44 PM »

"Not at the table Carlos" -The hangover

Gixxer Jon · « **Reply #229 on:** May 22, 2010, 10:14:46 PM »

When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence. And no buddy can hang with my stuff. -Talladega Nights

Oddmar · « **Reply #230 on:** May 23, 2010, 07:09:01 PM »

You know, i just can't listen to Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" without my brain adding in the sound of Huey rotors.

"Are you sure, sir? I mean, well, that's Charlie's Point" "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!!"

"Put on psy-war-op, make it loud...This is a Romeo-Foxtrot, shall we dance"
"I want some twenty mike-mike Vulcan along that treeline...rippin the sh*t out of em"
"You wanna surf, soldier?" "Uh, yeah" "That's good, cause you either surf...or fight. Now get going, i'll cover six"
"Jezus Christ! Don't you think it's a little risky for R-n-R!?" "If i say it's safe to surf this beach, captain, it's safe to surf this beach! I'll surf this place...i'm not afraid to surf this f'n place!!"
"God-d**n-it!! I want that treeline BURNT OFF!!!"
(insert lovely sound of F-4's coming in to drop napalm...Ruu-RUUU-WHOOOOM!!!)
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

I worked for the special-effects company that did that "napalm" explosion, they had the pic framed on the wall of thier conference room...1200 gallons of gasoline.

Or my other favorite movie..."You up in the window! Drop your weapon! Place your hands on top of your head!" BBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! "That's a da*n Minigun!!"

WHITE_TRASH · « **Reply #231 on:** May 25, 2010, 12:27:48 AM »

Got damn that was close! Damnear lost me a $400 hand cart!!!

Daddys Lil Country Girl · « **Reply #232 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:43:15 AM »

"I'm your huckleberry..." - Tombstone

Gixxer Jon · « **Reply #233 on:** May 25, 2010, 09:39:40 AM »

Quote from: WHITE_TRASH on May 25, 2010, 12:27:48 AM

Got damn that was close! Damnear lost me a $400 hand cart!!!

Blazing Saddles

I.D.G.A.F · « **Reply #234 on:** May 28, 2010, 06:52:10 AM »

I've got a belly full of white dog crap, then you lay this $hit on me!-- Step Brother

DD85runner · « **Reply #235 on:** Jun 02, 2010, 01:31:11 PM »

whoah thats not your girl thingy its your a$$hole, that happens about 5 times a day

-knocked up

TheGaJoker · « **Reply #236 on:** Jun 03, 2010, 06:28:54 PM »

Wait, wait last wish please, ok , last wish, I Wish You Had More Time.

fade · « **Reply #237 on:** Jun 03, 2010, 06:47:07 PM »

I gotta find my bubba. Forest gump.

Only because I have dog named bubba and when we watch that movie whenever they say it he freaks out and stares at the tv for that whole time with his head turned sideways.

1972TLC · « **Reply #238 on:** Jun 08, 2010, 10:40:17 AM »

Angels with Filthy Souls, a parody film scene of Angels with Dirty Faces

[Johnny: Hey, I tell ya what I'm gonna give *you*, Snakes.
-pulls out machine gun-
I'm going to give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property!!
Before I pump your guts full of lead!!]

[Snakes: All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'!]

[Johnny: 1... 2... 10!
-starts unloading bullets into Snakes while laughing maniacally-
Keep the change ya filthy animal!]

1972TLC · « **Reply #239 on:** Jun 08, 2010, 10:46:42 AM »

Quote from: Dr Phat on May 16, 2010, 03:24:07 PM

IS IT DEAD!?!?

-The Boondock Saints

I'll tip her!!

hahaha My favorite movie

toyotanner [OP]

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