I had one some years ago when I worked in Livermore. We'd always get the newspaper guys calling to get subscriptions and since Livermore is between Tracy and the East bay (for those of you who know) we would get calls from both ends of the area. This is the best one ever!
Me---(answer...business name)
him--Hi I'm from (
newspaper) and would like to get you to subscribe...
me---this is a business, sir
him--well, do you get the paper?
me---NO!
him--well, let me tell you what we have....(more
)
me---No, thank you!
him--do you like shopping?
me---NO!
him--Do you like to go dancing? we have coupons and more for clubs and restaraunts...
me---NO! I do not like to go dancing!
him--Why not? everybody likes to go dancing....
OH, you'll love this part...
me---I don't like dancing because I'm in a WHEELCHAIR
! (damn, I'm good!
)
him--(click!)
never heard from them again...
NEXT! 
