She picked on me on my birthday.. 
.. Besides, Women are like trucks, they may have a few miles on them, the bodies may not up to showroom quality, and there may be sags and creases, with gravity winning the battle, we ooh and aah over the pretty new models, but the old dependable one has too much for us to part with. What would you want to drive? A new untest model, or one that's going to ride good, and handles well in the curves. 
Let's see, most people go for the new model and keep the old beater around so when they break the new one they have a backup.
