Just as an example of some of the more intelligent complaints I've had to take care of...
One girl checked into the ER with a complaint "I can't feel my heart beating"
Another checked in because she had taken a sip of water from a glass that had soap in it.
It's truly amazing some of this stuff.
Erik 
I think you should start your own thread. Stupid Stuff the say in ER! I would love to hear more.
