Not so weird, my wify told me that if I ever fell out of love with her she was going to cut a piece of me off. 
Well there you go. Just another example of how OBSESSED women can be
My advice here; 1.Don't fall out of love
2.If you do, move to a freakin 3rd world country! More than enough women you'd ever be able to handle
and your american dollah would be like fifty x's more!! Good wheelin in the back country too
