Ozark Cruiser Crawl NON event

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January 30, 2009, 07:54:09 PM Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 08:10:59 PM by 79coyotefrg
Quote from: wanabecruisen;4109952
Listen Up!

In response to the recent announcement concerning the cancellation of the 2009 Razorback Ramble normally presented by the Razorback Landcruiser Chapter of the TLCA, a small group of hard headed and obviously deluded Cruiserheads from the White Trash of Elwood, TX and the Cottonland Cruisers of MS Chapters have determined to press forward and show up anyway! After all – the rocks are still there waiting for us – right?
SO…

This Non-Event will be known as the:
Ozark Cruiser Crawl
Unplanned, Unsanctioned, Unapproved, Uninsured, and Ill-advised!
Hot Springs, AR June 4-7, 2009

Though originally conceived as a Landcruiser/Toyota event (oops.. non-event), a painfully controversial decision has been reached to open things up. Therefore, we proclaim that we couldn't care less what unfortunate vehicle you or your buddies foolishly choose to substitute - just come wheel!

You will pay your fees for the wheelin and camping (if necessary) directly to the Superlift Park upon your arrival (see below) – we ain’t gona deal with it!
We ain't gona feed ya - bring your own dang food!
We ain’t gona inspect your junk – that’s between you and the Park!
We ain't gona fix ya - see above!
We ain’t selling no raffle tickets - but you still might win something!
(More details on this later)
We ain't trying to collect no money- -keep it and use it wisely!
Don't be lookin for no drivers bag - ain't gona be one!
There ain't gona be no band - if you play bring your junk with ya!
We ain't selling no t-shirts - but I'll give you the name of the guy that will!
We are going to ask that you let us know ahead of time if your gona show!

Reply once to this thread---> http://forum.ih8mud.com/trails-events-expeditions/265049-ozark-cruiser-crawl-hot-springs-ar-june-4-7-a.html with your name, number of people, and vehicle type.(That oughta do it)
We are gona ask that you abide by all of the Park rules!
We are gona ask that you wheel in a safe and courteous manner!

What is it gona cost you say?

Those with current memberships to the Superlift Park will pay a whole $25
(If you attended the Ramble last year chances are good your membership will still be current)
Non-members will pay a whole $50
(This fee will include a one year membership to the Superlift ORV Park.)(Current members who wish to extend their current membership for an additional year can pay this same $50)
Camping is $20 per night for RV spots and $5 for tent pads but please check with the Superlift park to confirm at Superlift Off-Road Vehicle Park at Hot Springs, Arkansas*·*Superlift Off-Road Vehicle Park at Hot Springs, Arkansas*·*www.orvpark.com

That's it! Cool huh? Remember to thank B.J. (Park Manager) when you sign in at the park!

Now, since there ain’t gona be no "raffle" but we got sponsors who want to give stuff away... we came up with this here plan...

Each registrant will get 10 "non-raffle" tickets for free when they register. They ain’t for sale so you can't buy any more. That's all you get - can't get no more (are we clear on this yet?). Your buddy riding with you don't get none either unless you want to give him some of yours. 10 per registered vehicle - got it??? This way everybody has the same odds of winning all the cool stuff donated by our generous sponsors. Mr. Deep Pockets ain’t goin home with all the goods! Saturday evening round about 7pm we'll try to get the world famous Kowboy Holt to come out of his shell and preside over the drawing of the non-raffle tickets. Just trust me on this - you will have fun!

That is all for now. Thanks for playing!
AR-TTORA founder 22R bored.060,LCE stage II race cam http://pure-gas.org/    32/36weber, :driving: Marlin 1200 NON ceramic clutch, L52SHD+dualcase #2919, cable-locker, Yukon 5.29 gears, 35's, Allpro ebrake, front springs, and high steer, F150rears    RIP Nitro 9-29-07 :(  I sure miss him :down: MarlinCrawlerInc IS NOT affiliated with TrailGear in any way

79coyotefrg

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January 30, 2009, 08:12:25 PM
AR-TTORA founder 22R bored.060,LCE stage II race cam http://pure-gas.org/    32/36weber, :driving: Marlin 1200 NON ceramic clutch, L52SHD+dualcase #2919, cable-locker, Yukon 5.29 gears, 35's, Allpro ebrake, front springs, and high steer, F150rears    RIP Nitro 9-29-07 :(  I sure miss him :down: MarlinCrawlerInc IS NOT affiliated with TrailGear in any way

79coyotefrg

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April 18, 2009, 11:34:18 AM
:sofa:
AR-TTORA founder 22R bored.060,LCE stage II race cam http://pure-gas.org/    32/36weber, :driving: Marlin 1200 NON ceramic clutch, L52SHD+dualcase #2919, cable-locker, Yukon 5.29 gears, 35's, Allpro ebrake, front springs, and high steer, F150rears    RIP Nitro 9-29-07 :(  I sure miss him :down: MarlinCrawlerInc IS NOT affiliated with TrailGear in any way

clutchee

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April 20, 2009, 07:22:12 PM
I'll see yawl there, hopefully wife & I will bring both rigs :therethere:

Doable

#4
May 11, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
About three weeks away  :greengrin: Everybody got their rigs ready ?
Nothing puts a smlie on my face like the green glow of 4x4 on the dash !
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