My Résumé

[MiniSimp]

My Résumé


1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

11. I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

[*FFC*]

those are good!

[weirdtimes_7]

Thats awesome!!!!!

military_stang

[Cheesemaker]

I used to work at a meat plant (Tillamook Country Smoker http://www.tcsjerky.com/ ) and I used the pickup line, "I hang and lay meat all day, what do you do?"   

[brainlessfool]

I used to work at a meat plant (Tillamook Country Smoker http://www.tcsjerky.com/ ) and I used the pickup line, "I hang and lay meat all day, what do you do?"   

Me too! 

[kneedownnate]

I used to work at a meat plant (Tillamook Country Smoker http://www.tcsjerky.com/ )

I love tillamook jerky!