Topic: Funny Funny Joke

[ToyotaMax]

It's a bit long, but please take the time to read it


A chicken and a horse are on a farm. One day, the horse falls into a mud hole. "Help me, chicken! Help me!" he yells. So the chicken throws him a rope. The horse grabs it with his teeth and the chicken pulls and pulls but the horse is just too heavy. "Hold on" says chicken as he runs and gets the farmer's Mercedez. Chicken ties the rope around the bumper and pulls the horse right out.
Well, the next day Chicken falls into the mud hole. "Help me, Horse! Help me!" he yells. "Go get the farmer's Mercedez and pull me out!" Horse replies, "I have a better idea" as he steps over the mud hole. "Here, grab on" he says. Chicken looks up and sees Horse's junk, so he grabs on. Horse takes a few steps forward and pulls Chicken right out. "Thanks, Horse" says Chicken "But why didn't you get the farmer's Mercedez and pull me out?" Horse smiles and replies "Because when your hung like a horse you don't need a Mercedez to pick up chicks"

[WHITE_TRASH]

Thats too funny!

[brainlessfool]

I dont get it

[KYOTA]

 

[brainlessfool]

butt then again, I've never needed a mercedez

[84runner]

Pretty good one but I think brainlessfool is giving to much info

[*FFC*]

I dont get it:dunno:

[79coyotefrg]

  i guess thats why i drive a yota instead of a mercedeez