Author Topic: You know your rig is big when... (Read 5103 times)

kneedownnate · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 09:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 03:52:39 PM

...you can't use the drivethru window at the local burger shop

That's funny, at our local arbys you basically need a lifted 4by to use the drive thru.

pickemup81 · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 09:25:45 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Mar 26, 2006, 04:59:22 PM

you back up over a honda and don't realize it till your license plate scraps the middle of their hood (and they don't honk till then either )

Ive done that. except i didnt realize it until i pushed the clutch and my back end droped.

pickemup81 · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 09:35:21 PM »

when people drive underneath your truck to pass you instead of using the other lane.

wa4x4 · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 10:04:45 PM »

Quote from: pickemup81 on Mar 26, 2006, 09:35:21 PM

when people drive underneath your truck to pass you instead of using the other lane.

As in fast and the furious style?

pickemup81 · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 10:22:35 PM »

motorider228 · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 10:35:45 PM »

when you can see people in full size suv's giving sexual favors to each other while driving

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 05:57:15 AM »

Quote from: motorider228 on Mar 26, 2006, 10:35:45 PM

when you can see people in full size suv's giving sexual favors to each other while driving

Man, I hope that ain't in 'Frisco!

Lady Di · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 11:09:22 AM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 27, 2006, 05:57:15 AM

Man, I hope that ain't in 'Frisco!

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 07:26:12 PM

That's funny but true, I was driving the Willys to work one day and a CHP pulled in behind me, followed me for a couple miles then pulled along side on the right side, dropped back behind me and I go oh, oh, then he pulls out along the left side picks up his mike, keys up his loud speaker and goes, "Nice Willys" and then jets off..... Whew.

we had that happen to us too, except the trooper pulled up next to us as we were still moving, he yelled over to ask Mark what size tires he has! LOL!!

OK, how about.. you never find cat prints on your hood.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 01:20:10 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 27, 2006, 05:57:15 AM

Man, I hope that ain't in 'Frisco!

Ewwwww!!!

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 03:57:09 PM »

when you walk around your truck and have to duck under your mirrors

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 04:27:31 PM »

Quote from: BLACKDOG on Mar 27, 2006, 03:57:09 PM

when you walk around your truck and have to duck under your mirrors

...or you don't have to.

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 04:28:11 PM »

When, due to recent surgery (on both knees) you have to ask someone else to get in it and steer when it's time to push it around the garage.

I can almost get in it...another week or so and I'll be all over that sucker!
Mark

Willy Mammoth · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 27, 2006, 04:58:47 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 07:26:12 PM

That's funny but true, I was driving the Willys to work one day and a CHP pulled in behind me, followed me for a couple miles then pulled along side on the right side, dropped back behind me and I go oh, oh, then he pulls out along the left side picks up his mike, keys up his loud speaker and goes, "Nice Willys" and then jets off..... Whew.

We had that happen too. Had a local cop yell out "what size tires are those?" I replied with "what" first then said "38's" and he just yelled "Daum" and laughted.

I thought he was going to pull us over and give us the riot act.

Repost

eddybaboy · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 04:25:14 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 26, 2006, 07:19:42 PM

H2s park next to you...so they can be in the shade.

hahahahahahhahahaha

...looking for the tallest rig in the parking lot is the easiest way to find yours.

motorider228 · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 04:29:11 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 27, 2006, 05:57:15 AM

Man, I hope that ain't in 'Frisco!

haha no, las vegas.

TEXCRAWLER · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 28, 2006, 11:56:42 PM »

When you spend more money on your rig than you spend on your morgage

wa4x4 · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 12:45:26 AM »

When you can't go down to 4WP and buy tires anymore, since they only carry 49" tires.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 01:13:14 PM »

Quote from: eddybaboy on Mar 28, 2006, 04:25:14 PM

hahahahahahhahahaha

...looking for the tallest rig in the parking lot is the easiest way to find yours.

You don't bother painting the roof of the truck when you rattlecan it, because no one will ever see it anyway

trekker · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 03:03:13 PM »

when you eye level with the golden arches

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 05:19:33 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Mar 26, 2006, 04:59:22 PM

you back up over a honda and don't realize it till your license plate scraps the middle of their hood (and they don't honk till then either )

Thats not funny! I have done that. Except it was a Camry.

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 05:24:49 PM »

How about when you can't tell you are getting pulled over because the lights are lower than your tailgate until the cop chirps the siren.

That has happened too.

Lady Di · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 05:39:44 PM »

Quote from: Willy Mammoth on Mar 27, 2006, 04:58:47 PM

We had that happen too. Had a local cop yell out "what size tires are those?" I replied with "what" first then said "38's" and he just yelled "Daum" and laughted.

I thought he was going to pull us over and give us the riot act.

Repost

maybe, but the way you tell it is better.

Lady Di · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 05:42:10 PM »

Quote from: alwayzbroken on Mar 29, 2006, 05:19:33 PM

Thats not funny! I have done that. Except it was a Camry.

It wasn't a joke either, we had to make an insurance claim on that one.

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 07:01:10 PM »

Quote from: MrsWillyMammoth on Mar 29, 2006, 05:42:10 PM

It wasn't a joke either, we had to make an insurance claim on that one.

The worst part about when I did it was, the person that owned the Camry was in the truck with me. The only reason I stopped was because he yelled "My car is back there!" We got out and sure enough it was back there, or under there. The rear bumper was about 4 inches from going through the windshield, the rear square tube bumper had skidded up the hood all the way to the base of the windshield. The hood was wrecked as well as the left fender. Too bad I had a fullsize, if it was my Toyota I probably would have felt it.

Hyena · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 29, 2006, 08:32:22 PM »

When your rear bumper just barely slides over the trunk of a Nissan Sentra. Happened to me a couple weeks ago. Wasn't looking behind me while backing up. My truck shuddered and them i was wondering what i hit since i only had a rear veiw mirror and didn't see anything back there. Got out and found my rear bumper sitting ontop of the truck of the sentra. My shackle bolt broke the brake light. My bumper didn't even leave a mark though. And i did pay for the brake light.

BLACKDOG · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 12:07:16 AM »

when you get rearended, and the car that hits you leaves paint on your shackles, and hits your rear tires (honda civic)

wa4x4 · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 01:00:14 AM »

When you get rearended the other car just hits tire.

alwayzbroken · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 30, 2006, 07:07:27 AM »

You know your rig is big when the entire freshman class knows your name, and where you live, and you have no idea who any of them are.

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