Author Topic: You know your rig is big when... (Read 5102 times)

eddybaboy · « **on:** Mar 26, 2006, 01:58:25 PM »

I'll start...

when it takes 6 points to make a 3 point turn

eddybaboy · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 01:58:57 PM »

When the H2 doesn't seem that big at all

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 02:39:14 PM »

...it requires 5 trucks linked in a daisy-chain to pull you out when you get stuck.

*FFC* · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 02:44:51 PM »

When you have to climb higher to get into you wheeler than your lifted towrig

IronClad · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 02:45:11 PM »

when your toyota sits taller than your dads lifted superduty on 35s

DTB · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 02:59:52 PM »

When you can hit a 6" curb going 40 MPH and shrug it off.

DTB · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 03:06:48 PM »

.....or when you have to carry 2 milkcrates in the truck so moms can hop in!

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 03:52:39 PM »

...you can't use the drivethru window at the local burger shop

Lady Di · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 04:59:22 PM »

you back up over a honda and don't realize it till your license plate scraps the middle of their hood (and they don't honk till then either

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Rocksurfer · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 05:07:05 PM »

....you are driving down the street and a 747 flashes to pass.

DTB · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 05:07:59 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 05:07:05 PM

....you are driving down the street and a 747 flashes to pass.

these are great!

......how about when you start noticing the clearance signs on freeway overpasses

......or if it takes 3 people to change a tire

Duffil · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 06:55:14 PM »

a hi-lift won't reach your frame

Ramrod · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:02:29 PM »

when you can see less than an inch between your sunroof and the cement ceiling at the mall parking lot (this happens to me, its kinda scary)

DTB · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:06:11 PM »

When you drive through the neighborhood and mothers are grabbing their children and hurrying them inside.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:08:12 PM »

...you have to flatten your tires to park in your garage

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:09:54 PM »

The Post Office issues your truck it's own Zip Code

crawlerdan · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:10:32 PM »

if you drive eye level witgh most semi truck drivers

or if there is 17 inches between the top of your tire and the bottom of your fender

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:11:31 PM »

...the car behind you looks under your truck to see the car in front of you.

crawlerdan · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:12:41 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 07:08:12 PM

...you have to flatten your tires to park in your garage

like this?

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 07:08:12 PM

...you have to flatten your tires to park in your garage

LOL! I've got a Toyota white stripe on the bottom edge of my garage door!

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:15:20 PM »

Quote from: crawlerdan on Mar 26, 2006, 07:12:41 PM

like this?

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 26, 2006, 07:13:24 PM

LOL! I've got a Toyota white stripe on the bottom edge of my garage door!

Quote from: Rocksurfer on Mar 26, 2006, 07:08:12 PM

...you have to flatten your tires to park in your garage

I guess that goes in the funny but true catagory.

crawlerdan · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:17:31 PM »

other 4 wheel drives want to be yours when they grow up

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:19:42 PM »

H2s park next to you...so they can be in the shade.

DTB · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:20:28 PM »

You guys are killin me here!

........how about.....when cops pull you over .........to check out your truck!

abnormaltoy · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:21:25 PM »

Hairy pitted female eco-Nazis look at you with a mix of disgust and longing!

wa4x4 · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:24:35 PM »

True story: A dog runs under your truck while you are driving, and it lives! I saw the owner on the side of the road, one dog ran in front, didn't see the second one. She screams at the top of her lungs and I see this little scotty dog come out from under my driver's door. Just barely made it, I was doing 15-20 mph.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:26:12 PM »

Quote from: DirToyBoy on Mar 26, 2006, 07:20:28 PM

You guys are killin me here!

........how about.....when cops pull you over .........to check out your truck!

That's funny but true, I was driving the Willys to work one day and a CHP pulled in behind me, followed me for a couple miles then pulled along side on the right side, dropped back behind me and I go oh, oh, then he pulls out along the left side picks up his mike, keys up his loud speaker and goes, "Nice Willys" and then jets off..... Whew.

Rocksurfer · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:28:25 PM »

Quote from: abnormaltoy on Mar 26, 2006, 07:21:25 PM

Hairy pitted female eco-Nazis look at you with a mix of disgust and longing!

...they want their badboy too.

KYOTA · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:30:53 PM »

you have a 380 ton capacity and can haul it at 42 mph

dubmatic · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 26, 2006, 07:41:26 PM »

Or when you can simply walk under your truck to do an oil change.

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