Word association

[Tim Florian]

milk

[toyotaboy]

nipples

[snorklehead]

babies

[toyotaboy]

[Tim Florian]

outhouse

[mr4x42u]

Stinks

[BigMike]

Gray Davis

[Tim Florian]

a**hole

[BigMike]

donkey

[mr4x42u]

tour

[toyotaboy]

Hearst Castle

[cruzila]

Gonna lock it for a day Start writin

[cruzila]

Go, for it!

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

Here's a long one

I had just got my job at the pooperscooper factory with big mike although he was not as cool as me he had good pics of nude women laying on the beach. Some of the girls were holding  jellyfish for some reason. After looking through his pics after work we went in my truck and bouht some candybars, he wanted to take his little MR2 but I told him I didn't want to be seen in such a car. These candy bars tasted really sweet for some reason, almost like necter. Then I noticed bees were trying to drink from my candy bar, being afraid of the 100s of bees I ran and jumped in a nearby river. When I came back up I found a dead bankrobber that had been in carchase and crashed. I said to my self, "ouch can't fix that with a bandaid, not even the good name brand ones. I also noticed his car was full of coors light cans, then I reaslized that it was MR4X42U because he always drank his panzy coors light. I went back to my huge houseboat that could never sink and grabed a drink of water as always it has the freash taste of salt that I loved. So as I was floating around lake tahoe in my chevy boat with a Ford motor. I said this sucks ass wipe-ies I wanna wheel, so I grabed my cleanies bought some winnies, tacos, burritios and nachos with lots of cheese. I had a brain Fart that was silent but deadly and stinky. So I snifed my armpits then put on some deoderant talc powder coating. I thought that I could go to the 'con but I have been there so many times and I was going to Fordyce. So I slapped in a new intercooler for my quad turbo on my 22R then duct taped my radiator back together, and headed twards cisco grove. On the way I found BigMike sitting on a curb he yelled, "rEdnECkwHeE1eR is cool!" So I picked him up for the cost of him buying me some icecream. yum it was good. When I realized how slow we were going I clicked on the nitrous oxide and did it fast furious style, I even passed a Nissan Skyline GT-R that was a piece of scrapmetal with a homo sapien ape as a driver. So I threw him a banana and annother peel as I passed. I still had a sunburn from the rubicon last weekend. When we got to cisco grove we saw a bunch of Jeep guys. They said you need a dana 44 with disc breaks under a J**p." Me and mike looked at each other and laughed. I said, "Jeeps are inferior to toyotas as a rockcrawler/DD or buggy, they are better even with less horsepower." We drove on whe I noticed most of the guys brought thier rig on a trailer, I guess that they arent man enough to drive thier rigs there. Maybe they keep them in a barn durring the winter, with all the mooooooooer's that make milk. We left Cisco and headed for fordyce when Mike just desided to yell, "nipples!!!!!" at the top of his lungs. This scared the crap out of me and I swerved almost hitting some babies outhouse. Then I said, "ya know who really Stinks? Gray Davis, He is a big a**hole donkey." The we went by the a sign that said tour of Hearst Castle. I thought this was so gay I ran it over and used it for fire wood.

[cruzila]

Hippie

[Tim Florian]

bus

[toyotaboy]

the movie "speed"

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

the drug "speed"

[mr4x42u]

rockcrawling

[cruzila]

rock racing

[cruzila]

lobster

[mr4x42u]

crabs

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

VD  

[mr4x42u]

vodka

[rEdnECkwHeE1eR]

bloodymarrys

[mr4x42u]

virgin mary

[toyotaboy]

Mexicans

[mr4x42u]

lowrider  

[toyotaboy]

Chrome Spoke wheels

[mr4x42u]

chrome chain steering wheel