my rig"bernice"

[marky mark]

Well I finally did it, i blew the turbo motor up last week. Burnt a couple valves and whatnot.  So it, along with my tranny and t-case are coming out to make way for the new setup.  A 91 5.0 HO with only 70,000 miles i scored for free!!!!.  Then im gettin a C6 auto and NP203 case off of my cousin.  Its gonna be titties.  Probably won't get the swap done till spring but I'm gettin all the parts now.  And im ordering the motor for the accord next week, $1500, poof ,gone.  SO as of right now I have nothing to drive and it sucks donkey balls.

[BONER]

you can borrow the clown bike,it will be a fun ride to work, you shuold tear that thing down and fix the gremlins.

[Mac5005]

Mark, you are giving me a run for my money for the most broke ever.....why arent you just going to fix your turbo motor?

[Stinky]

damn people...im happy im suffering no breakage, since i have NO MONEY to fix the pos....  but i shall be home this fridayafternoon, ill be in cbg for the following week, its my spring break...so i get to spend my break filling out job app's n tearing my axles apart...the rear is gettin sloppy as hell and the front knuckles are full of water and it prolly wasted my wheel bearings too....AND one of my hi steer arm studs broke   ...dont kno when or how, or if it just rattled out  ...but i CHINK i need a new one and im not WONG... and some  should be involved....AND i get my license back the week after...im pumped...but ill see yall on fri, if ure in the 15317....PEACE NIGGAZZZZ

[Stinky]

shane...i dunno if ya saw it or not...the CMT show, trick my truck, they did a grave diger tow truck...you need to see it...i saw it n was like "where the hells shane??!?!?!"  haha its awesome...u need to do the lime green flames over the fat black...ok well im gettin back to the party..laterrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Mac5005]

Is anybody ready for charlotte allready....I am....you guys need to click on this link, its to sign a petition in order to keep Paragon Adventure Park open.  The link describes what is going on, and allows you to sign if you desire.

Save Paragon Adventure Park.  http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/savePAP

[Stinky]

o im ready for it.....i need $$ tho...i love bein here at school, cuz ive met soooooo many cool ppl, but having no $$bling$$ is killin me....im gonna overdose on ramen noodles...the hell with savin paragon, the whole situation is bull crap, they only need 2500 acres of the park, yet their sewin to get the WHOLE 3600 acre pad...it is the ABSOLUTE worst place to have to level to build a damn airport on...o well, they think its gonna bring allll kinds of new jobs n wat not to the area...96589327653 years down the road when they get it built...but kyle, the owner, is keepin it open indefinitely till all his appeal get rejected....and hes got his eyes on some other land to start makin trails on....so paragon might just be out of the pcture for a year or so...either way, i want out of PA, the laws are horrible and theres no where to wheel....and manufacturing/industrial jobs are in the area.....time to go south or west...

[BONER]

Isaw it purty sweet, i cont wait for charlotte i hope we dont end up in jail. bernice is tore down and in the garage, i am trying to beat the memorial day rush hopefully that plan will work. stinky dont forget my ball supports.and mac tell laney that i need his address if he wants to come.

[Stinky]

funny you mention that shane...theyre sittin in my locker in the shop...mother FVCKER....

anyone ever think of runnin the 1-ton toy axle for the little dualies??
its a full floating 8".....i chink i might wook into one...

[Mac5005]

Laney wont answer my phone calls or call me back, who knows what his deal is...i think everyone should give him a call.....252-904-6385....hehe...        stinky you should just move down here....lots of job opportunities, lots of land,  and your tires can stick out, and you can lift your truck however high you want, and get away without emissions testing....hehe....sounds good to me

[Stinky]

haha wat a homo... ya i would love to transfer to nc state or somethin for my last 2 years of school,  but my schools gay as hell n all their classes are "engineering based off the schools ethics"...wat a crock of ...somethin to keep people in the shitty town...but after school, im pretty sure im movin to NC or SC...or even TN.....

[Mac5005]

or even transfer to Wake Technical College....i dont know enough about your school to see if it could work, you shoudl def move to the raleigh area.....   1.5 hrs to Uwharrie, 4.5 hrs to Tellico,  6 hrs to Windrock, 1.5 hrs to wilmington, 2 hrs to myrtle beach, 2hrs to charlotte, its great...hehe....call laney and talk poopy to him...

[Stinky]

damn...shitty i already signed a lease for next year tho...after i get out of school, im DEF lookin into movin down there...i hate PA, and most of the women here too....haha, i gotta sleeper myself around the country a little for some good females...haha

o well, april shall be good...and then may n i wanna make a trip to  NC in July to wheel n wat not for like a 4 or 5 day weekend...

[Mac5005]

pictures of flex, kinda hard to see

[Mac5005]

more, these were before i flexed completely...kinda... yeah...um....crap

[Mac5005]

more

[Mac5005]

still more

[Mac5005]

I was flexed out at the top of this ramp beside Napa...its three 8" concrete blocks and then a 6" slab on top of those that make up the ramp, and where the ramp is flat on top is where my tire just begins to come off the ground... so thats 30" on the front, with leafs on all corners and  93" wheelbase, no sway bars, Rough Country 4" leaf packs all the way around...the shocks drooped out, and its right before the brake lines get tight on the front...but on the back i had about 4-5 more inches before the brake lines get tight, so im getting longer shocks for the back....hehe..heres the last pictures....what do you guys think of the blue paint and black doors?     I couldnt get the right angle when flexing the back out that would keep the pumpkin off the ledge but flex me out, thats why i didnt go any farther up than i did.

[eddyb]

I like the new paint.  I've been in AZ since last Fri, you wouldn't believe all of the awesome trucks I've seen down here.

[Stinky]

ya scott, im diggin the blue....too bad my truck could flex out like that with ifs...haha  just pullin ure chain...looks good man......april.....and may....and the first weekend of june....

[Mac5005]

well i know that its no 500, but its still my conversation piece......just need to get an arm and sum gas on it

[BONER]

looks good dude needs blue doors and black fenderwells, good flex though, less than a month till charlotte  i cant wait.

[MudSlinginYota]

just got back from 2 weeks in Texas and its true what they say " dont mess with Texas" cause it isnt worth it its completely flat and nothing to do. fvckin  motocross. so whats goin on in charolette? thanks for the wedding invite Shane, cant wait. i got the D44 under the taco,trd super charger with 5th injector, twin cases with 5:26 gears detroit rear and OX locker front... ok maybe none of that but you cant take away my dreams 

[Mac5005]

so, the fenderwells are now black, the doors are still black, and my 35's are for sale....the jeep is going to charlotte

[Stinky]

yaaaaaaaaa.....drink beeeeeeeeerrr....

ommm n a gasssss foooooooool

[Mac5005]

2 weeks and counting

[BONER]

yep cant wait, came across a complete sm465 and np205 with new clutch,all linages flywheel, shifters etc for dirt cheap. sweet 6.39:1 grannygear. maybe i can pull the front left wheel.at least i wont break them.hey mac my shirts have the same stains as yours thats wierd . anyways camping is coming up and unfortunately steph and i wont have enough time to get the cd's made or shirts any volunteers???

[Mac5005]

i can def do the cd's, and i can prolly do the shirts, just got to see if i can get this hook up for the shirts.....ps, i have a suprise for this year too...hehe, dont i always....but i can definitely do the cd's, and ill see about the shirts., any guesses on what sizes we are gonna need, like more large and xl, and then some of each of the others from s-xxl?     also roughly how many women are USUALLY camping each year?  hehe, its for the shirts perverts

[marky mark]

well it looks like i will have the accord runnin after this weekend.  So hopefully i'll be able to drive it down to charlotte.  got the motor with 30,000 miles on it for $1450.  so hopefully she fires up and runs like a raped ape. haha. later dudes

[MudSlinginYota]

WELL MY BOSS OWNS SERIOUS RACEWEAR SO I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A HOOK UP ON SHIRTS. WHEN IS MEM DAY ANY WHO???